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The Mine Field goes to THE MOON

i like to think that henoch and i were on the other side of the moon, having cocktails, reviewing the past seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race. Advances were made, hearts were broken...
 
Did you break each other's hearts?
 
naw, we were each other's wingman, all the moon people were all like, "Hey, come to the moon often?" or "Your daddy must have been a thief, 'cause he stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes, with a heavy duty coating of eye protectant 'cause that shit's hot" or "Your pants are like mirrors, I can see myself in them," or any number of other shitty pickup lines.

We were back to back, fighting them off, like two navy seals fighting unknown mercenaries, only instead of high powered automatic sub-machine guns we had our cocktails, and instead of russian made AK-47s, they had their shitty come ons.
 
I've always preferred the "nice shoes, wanna fuck" approach myself.
 
i never had the balls to use, "nice shoes, wanna fuck" and now i won't have any good opportunity to do so.

:nerd:
 
Your loss!!!
 
Tisi are your tits still bruised?
 
Yes, but for an entirely different room.
 
Er, I meant reason. It happened in another room....
 
bruised titsi's lick... i mean fix i can fix them.
 
moon bump!
 
This would be awesome with animation.
 
chib lol
 
YEAH CHIB WTF LOL

Have I really become this cranky and bitter? LOL YES
 
Classic.
 
It's all that work work fucking work!
 
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