The myth of the male orgasm

[CaptainWacky]

Don't believe in it.

 

[Cassie]

My illusions have been shattered.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've believed in the male orgasm ever since that experiment in junior high science class involving baking soda and styrofoam cups.

DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's all just peer pressure.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's real.

 

[jack]

I often have to fake mine.

 

[Gagh]

I know it's true because I saw Snarff from Thundercats have one once.

 

[CaptainWacky]

/He was just sneezing.

 

['Gear]

My buddies down at the construction site claim to be able to have one. They say its great, but I should be too hard on myself if I can't do it. They say it's probably the woman's fault anyway.

 

[Enkephalen]

I often have to fake mine.

What do you use for "evidence?"

 

[jack]

Cool whip.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Plain yogurt that's been microwaved for 20-30 seconds.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ugh...

 

[Ilyanna]

Plain yogurt that's been microwaved for 20-30 seconds.

OK, so how the hell do you explain the fact that you only cum after having spend one minute in the kitchen (or wherever your microwave oven is)? Eggs, seriously - there must be a better way.

 

['Gear]

Ily brings up a good question -

Where exactly is your microwave Eggs?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't deserve to feel pleasure.

 

[Ilyanna]

Nobody does, dear. We all just take it and hope it doesn't sue us afterwards.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HENOCH WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

 

['Gear]

Someone should have told him before he left this mortal coil. I think it would have made his passing easier.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll be reincarnated as Madonna's next black baby.