The Natalie Child is born

[CaptainWacky]

Remember this day.

Natalie Portman has given birth to a baby boy.

Jesus was a boy.

NOW I'M NOT SAYING that Natalie's baby is the second coming of Christ.

But it's a strong possibility.

 

[Cassie]

Now Michelle needs to give birth to a baby girl and the prophesy will be fulfilled.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Early reports indicate that Natalie insisted that the midwife make the noises of the creepy midwife droid from Episode III.


Mmmmm-ba. Mmmm-ba.

Now Michelle needs to give birth to a baby girl and the prophesy will be fulfilled.

Yes, Michelle's daughter marries Natalie's son and then give birth to the Kwisatz Haderach.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Prince That Was Promised.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No longer shall this be known as an Azerbaijani holiday, but world holiday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We don't actually know when the boy was born!

A source close to the actress tells OnTheRedCarpet.com that the actress gave birth to a son on June 6, 2011. The baby weighed in at 8 pounds, 7 ounces.

I thought I felt a distrubance in the Force that day...

 

[headvoid]

Funnily enough I was singing "AWAY IN A MANGER" really loud that day.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[jack]

She looked good all fat and round and stuff.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least her boobehs will stay bigger for another year or so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They are lovely and serve a purpose.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Natalie Portman’s Baby Name: Aleph

Maureen O'Connor — Natalie Portman's one-month-old Millepied-sired baby boy is named Aleph (or Alef), People, Us, and Israeli gossips report:

Aleph is the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet, much like alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet. Aleph is the number 1 in Hebrew and can also be spelled "alef."

Its esoteric meaning in Judaic Kabbalah, as denoted in the theological treaty Sefer-ha-Bahir, relates to the origin of the universe, the "primordial one that contains all numbers."

A pronounceable name that is relevant to the mother's heritage? Aren't they worried that Bear Blu Silverstone and Kal-El Coppola will tease him on the playgrounds of Hollywood? [People, Us]

Aleph Skywalker. I SMELL ANTOTHER TRILOGY!

 

[Cassie]

THE PRIMORDIAL ONE

 

[The Tomtrek]

STILL NO PICTURES OF MOTHER NATALIE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The "Alef" (or "Aleph" now!?) story has been around for a couple of weeks but I won't believe anything until Natalie confirms it TO ME, IN PERSON.

 

[Cassie]

I read it on Twitter today, IT MUST BE TRUE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COULD BE A TRICK.

 

[Mentalist]

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So, was she already looking at 10-year-old Annakin like a hot piece of ass? 'Cause that's a little eepy-cray.

 

[Mentalist]

She's only meant to be 14 in Episode 1 but it really doesn't come across like that, I agree.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes but it's similar to Leia smiling at R2 at the end of Star Wars SO I APPROVE.