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The new...uhhh...bungie.net members

Chadarnook said:
So I take it you folks are comfortable here?
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I'm still not sure. I can't tell if our drapes match the carpet.

You guys are pretty cool, though. Not as much world domination as one would hope for, but meh.

I'm thoroughly impressed with Jillian, though. Nice job keeping the freak around, they usually get bored pretty quick. The "boycott Jillian" thread is a classic (assuming it's a joke).

Overall:

:lisandra:

Hitler salutes you.
 
I just thought it was a little odd to get people in here who actually understood the point, rather than just spmming away and trying (unsuccessfully) to insult us. We be of a like mind, methinks.
 
We try to take life lightly most of the time. Doesn't mean we don't ACT cranky and crotchedy, but an act is about all it is. Although there are a few divas and prima-donnas (read: Silent) in our bunch. :)


By the way, that avy with that title is the funniest shit. I giggle everytime I see it.
 
woah!!!!!! new people! FAR OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's been a long, strange Troll....
 
Oh, no, we're constantly getting new people. Mainly just people that we've managed to piss off seeking retribution of some sort, though, not actual trolls.
 
Well, it's all Wills' fault. When Munkee comes in here and poops all over the carpet, remember that. It was Wills.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
I just thought it was a little odd to get people in here who actually understood the point, rather than just spmming away and trying (unsuccessfully) to insult us. We be of a like mind, methinks.
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That is a huge compliment.

:gagh:

But seriously thanks. So I'll give you a little backstory:

Born and bred in the dark, cold waters of bungie.net's worst forum, we were true sharks: blood cold as ice, with long, sharp teeth. Fate intervened and we ended up banding together against the forums' mods and retards. Eventually we spread out across other forums (including one sweet one that is just us, modded by Sniper, our resident rulemonger and closet homosexual with no sense of humor).

Some of us have gone a bit soft because the flamebaiting is so easy on b.net we ended up losing our reflexes. Others of us have embarked on grand designs -- like trolling viachicago.org, toughest fucking sell on the planet -- but can really use a shot in the arm like this place. In any event, I am thoroughly attuned to some like minds in this place and salute you even if we do not wind up staying.

And to beat you to the punch, imagine the above quoted, with one of you just replying:

:gagh:
 
<-- Speechless.

*wipes single tear from cheek*

Silent, I'm not even going to try to fire back at you on that one, it was too priceless to be ruined by cheap thrills.
 
I say if anyone here wants into the cave, we let em in, show them around, let them get to know us. We can introduce them to Achronos, Weggie, Demo's vacant bunk bed, the lawn deer, tip toe's chicks, some ju ju beans, it'd be sweet.
 
Consulting Magic Eight Ball again....

I don't think they give a fuck.


What? Wait, what?!?! WHO'S BEEN JACKING WITH THE EIGHT BALL!!!!
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
Consulting Magic Eight Ball again....

I don't think they give a fuck.


What? Wait, what?!?! WHO'S BEEN JACKING WITH THE EIGHT BALL!!!!
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Shake me again and you'll draw back a fucking stump, asshole.
 
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