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The OMG TEH PANTING HOTS thread.

No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.
 
You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration?
 
S. SaDiablo said:
OMG! Does this mean I finally pwn'ed someone? Yay!

:who?me?:
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Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
 
Dear Diary,

Today I tried to troll TK and I was pwn'ed. Again. I attempted a mutiny and I failed. Again. Now, I'm going to curl up into a ball, drown my sorrows in a bottle of whiskey and then cry myself to sleep.

Love,
Messenger
 
S. SaDiablo said:
Dear Diary,

Today I tried to troll TK and I was pwn'ed. Again. I attempted a mutiny and I failed. Again. Now, I'm going to curl up into a ball, drown my sorrows in a bottle of whiskey and then cry myself to sleep.

Love,
Messenger
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Dammit Sadi, I just snotted coke here! That fucking burnt. Post of the day for you!
 
S. SaDiablo said:
Dear Diary,

Today I tried to troll TK and I was pwn'ed. Again. I attempted a mutiny and I failed. Again. Now, I'm going to curl up into a ball, drown my sorrows in a bottle of whiskey and then cry myself to sleep.

Love,
Messenger
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In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.
 
I don't think you are a fool either. I do think you may be slightly unstable. That said, usually, you do entertain.


And as for the rest of them? Let 'em think what they want, not like I can stop them from doing so anyway.
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
I don't think you are a fool either. I do think you may be slightly unstable. That said, usually, you do entertain.


And as for the rest of them? Let 'em think what they want, not like I can stop them from doing so anyway.
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I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Nah, of course you would.

Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

I don't know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. No, come to think of it, you would.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would.

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole.
 
You are a dreadfully primitive twit and a narcissistic, acidly acrimonious molester of small furry animals.

You are a frightfully incompetent reprobate and a ludicrous, simple-minded tasteless amalgam of dross, drivel and malarkey.
 
A pox damn you, you muddy rascal, is that all the comfort you bring me? Would thou were clean enough to spit on.
 
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