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The OMG TEH PANTING HOTS thread.

S. SaDiablo said:
YAY! RECESS!

*slaps Messenger*

TAG! YOU'RE IT!
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
 
well, be fair Messenger. You can only count to your finger and toes, so it's not like you've got much on her there.
 
Dor_Jan said:
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.


Can I use the marbles that rattle around in your skull to help me?
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
well, be fair Messenger. You can only count to your finger and toes, so it's not like you've got much on her there.
You are a woefully repulsive reprobate and a feculent, irredeemably boring arbitrary dereliction of genetics.

S. SaDiablo said:
Can I use the marbles that rattle around in your skull to help me?
You are an outrageously indecent pervert and a flaccid, heart-sickening pimple on the face of beauty.
 
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................
 
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on somebody who is unarmed.
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................


*pokes Sarge*


Wake up. Messe is tryin' to be all intimidating an' scary like...
 
What, websters.com run out of long and important sounding words for you to use?
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
What, websters.com run out of long and important sounding words for you to use?

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
 
Well, this has been an interesting exercise in the point-and-laugh society, but I have more entertaining things to do. Like sleep. Good night Sadi.
 
S. SaDiablo said:
*pokes Sarge*


Wake up. Messe is tryin' to be all intimidating an' scary like...
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
Well, this has been an interesting exercise in the point-and-laugh society, but I have more entertaining things to do. Like sleep. Good night Sadi.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
 
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I just want to sign up for the naked jello-wrestling.

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RuReddy said:
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I just want to sign up for the naked jello-wrestling.

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:bigass:


Ah, good memories....
 
You loudmouthed bloodsucker, we will transform your country into a sea of fire!
 
*wakes up.*

Hello?
 
Hi
 
Neil, baby! I'm going to bed soon. :(
 
Damn that Sandman!
 
Too long, didn't read. I'll get back to it.
 
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