the PERFECT guy

[Love Child]

Its the arrogant one,
the one whose life is so perfect
my life looks boring compared to his-
then why is he calling me?
Is he that much of a prick that he needs to validate
himself and make himself feel better by telling me how
great and wonderful he is?

 

[Love Child]

Makes me want to smoke right now just thinking about it.

 

[Love Child]

I could ignore him,
but my body doesn't want to
lust
unfinished business
hopes and dreams
dammit!
DAMMIT!
DAMN HIM!

 

[Love Child]

I should have posted this in the Mine Field.

 

[Love Child]

Oh well, next topic.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Bah! You don't need the arrogant ones, Love. Forget him.

 

[Love Child]

OMG He called me again!
WTF
The amazing thing is not that he is calling,
it is what he says
OMFG
JEsus Christ!

 

[Dirk Funk]

OMG He called me again!
WTF
The amazing thing is not that he is calling,
it is what he says
OMFG
JEsus Christ!

Was this one of the 3 you were telling us about in the other thread?

 

[Love Child]

"Hi I'm just calling everyone to let them know that I am back in town now"

Me, "You were gone?"

I didn't really say that. But I was about to go into a meeting so I could not chat with him. But I did manage to ask him where he has been-

his response, "Oh gee, get out a map, where have I not been?"

Me, "Well I have to go talk to you later"

When really I'm fucking dying inside. Mother fucker.

 

[Love Child]

Neither-

He calls me just now-it doesn't go through he remembers that I live in the mountains and says something about slowly getting acclimated back to this time zone-Jesus fucking Christ I get it-you were gone, now you are back.

 

[Love Child]

Ok, so what makes this guy perfect you ask? He is really reallly important, and he will tell you.
He saves lives
he donates stuff, his time etc etc
his dog is perfect
his family is perfect
even in thier difficulties and trials they are perfect.

 

[Loktar]

Ok, so what makes this guy perfect you ask? He is really reallly important, and he will tell you.
He saves lives
he donates stuff, his time etc etc
his dog is perfect
his family is perfect
even in thier difficulties and trials they are perfect.

I hate annoyingly perfect people. Something about them just grinds my gears.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Ok, so what makes this guy perfect you ask? He is really reallly important, and he will tell you.
He saves lives
he donates stuff, his time etc etc
his dog is perfect
his family is perfect
even in thier difficulties and trials they are perfect.

Sounds like a real prick.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I hate annoyingly perfect people. Something about them just grinds my gears.

Nobody's perfect.

 

[Yub]

Bibblity bibblesticks, woman. Don't get all hung up on some smug prick. We all love you, some of us multiple times.

 

[Loktar]

Nobody's perfect.

Indeed. thats what grinds my gears. The prick "thinks" they are perfect when we know they are not.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Better to laugh at them!

 

[Loktar]

Better to laugh at them!

better to laugh at you and your election shenanigans.

 

[The Dork Lord]

As long as you're laughing I suppose...

 

[Loktar]

As long as you're laughing I suppose...

LOL. Indeed.