the PERFECT guy

[Kitty]

The guy doesnt have to be as long as his prick is perfect?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You could put him on ignore
You could wonder
Why he's calling, if you believe you're a bore
You might think the worst
I always do
I always ask myself, first
What does Mr. Perfect want
With a perfect bore?
Other than Love Cunt
It's the great equalizer

 

[Loktar]

The guy doesnt have to be as long as his prick is perfect?

Well that counts me and my fucked up prick then.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am just the life suport system for an insane cock!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Well that counts me and my fucked up prick then.

Don't cry

 

[Loktar]

Don't cry

I won't as long as you keep pumping out those lovely poems.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I feel like crying.

Or screaming.

But I won't.

 

[Loktar]

I feel like crying.

Or screaming.

But I won't.

LOL

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I will
And why not?
I'm so not a junkie
But feel the pain of life
Searing me with exquisite agony
When is enough, enough?
Strangling
Poisoned from the chuff
of the opiate of the masses

 

[DarthSikle]

Its the arrogant one,
the one whose life is so perfect
my life looks boring compared to his-
then why is he calling me?
Is he that much of a prick that he needs to validate
himself and make himself feel better by telling me how
great and wonderful he is?

Maybe its your tits?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Her tits ARE pretty wonderful...

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Mais ma tete est plus meilleur!

 

[Dick Prickle]

Si! Muy grande!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

So's my ego, but I'll never tell.

 

[Loktar]

So's my ego, but I'll never tell.

Your ego pales in comparison to the vastness that is Pickle's ego.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Are you kidding? I thought I was the biggest ego maniac on this board.

 

[Loktar]

Are you kidding? I thought I was the biggest ego maniac on this board.

No. Trust me. Pickle is.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Really.

 

[Dick Prickle]

ALL LIEZ!

I'm actually pretty self deprecicating...

 

[Loktar]

ALL LIEZ!

I'm actually pretty self deprecicating...

Lying whiny emo bitch.