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the PERFECT guy

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The guy doesnt have to be as long as his prick is perfect?
 
You could put him on ignore
You could wonder
Why he's calling, if you believe you're a bore
You might think the worst
I always do
I always ask myself, first
What does Mr. Perfect want
With a perfect bore?
Other than Love Cunt
It's the great equalizer
 
I am just the life suport system for an insane cock!
 
I feel like crying.

Or screaming.

But I won't.
 
I will
And why not?
I'm so not a junkie
But feel the pain of life
Searing me with exquisite agony
When is enough, enough?
Strangling
Poisoned from the chuff
of the opiate of the masses
 
Love Child said:
Its the arrogant one,
the one whose life is so perfect
my life looks boring compared to his-
then why is he calling me?
Is he that much of a prick that he needs to validate
himself and make himself feel better by telling me how
great and wonderful he is?
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Maybe its your tits?
 
Her tits ARE pretty wonderful...
 
Mais ma tete est plus meilleur!
 
So's my ego, but I'll never tell.
 
Are you kidding? I thought I was the biggest ego maniac on this board.
 
ALL LIEZ!

I'm actually pretty self deprecicating...
 
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