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The Person Below Me...

Well...not that anybody would know because I haven't been around for very long, but...I'm just like I am in "real" life...goofy and a bit sarcastic.

TPBM likes to dance around in their underwear when nobody else is home?
 
Yes, because I usually have a parrot in the shower with me and it's an invitation for the bird to sing along.

TPBM has a secret obsession?
 
Not really, but I've been known to hold onto old quarrels for an awfully long time just for the right to eventually say "I told you so." Probably qualifies as obsessive if not merely obnoxious.

But damn gratifying, nonetheless.

TPBM has a closetful of something that would cause endless embarassment if it were discovered.
 
Yes...but probably not what you'd think. My clothes/shoes. I just can't manage to get rid of stuff...I don't know why. I have maybe 150-200 pairs of shoes, and I'm sure there are some that I'd go, "OMG!" about!

TPBM had a few drinks tonight? (I know I sure did!)
 
Nope, the boyfriend decided he was gonna be an ass and only buy himself stuff to drink.


TPBM wants to beat the crap out of someone they know.
 
Of course! Your superior hotness has me totally in awe!

TPBM likes Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper (or diet...that's what I like)?
 
Surprisingly, it ain't bad. But I'm trying to stay away from soda, especially tumor causing aspartame.

But the PBM has an embarrassing/funny story about tequila...
 
Made out with four guys, threw up in a hallway, and passed out by the toilet. A least that's what everyone told me.

TPBM Likes a song and an artist that they'd never want anyone to know they like.
 
Yes.

Bissette and another guy and myself started a bottle of Gold one fine day at noon. Each of us had a bottle, each of us drank a shot every fifteen minutes.

About three days later, I heard I fell down three flights of stairs, vomited over the entire blues section of the JSC music library and woke up in the arms of the ugliest fattest woman the world had ever seen. I still dont exactly remember what happened.

TPBM has a secret fetish that effects their real life.
 
Um..I'll pick the secret fetish question. No, though, I don't have a secret fetish.

TPBM can sing like someone famous?
 
Ummm...no. I used to play drums many, many, eons ago, but now have carpel tunnel. My days pretending I could one day be Gene Kruppa are long dead.

TPBM has an secret food craving - and no it is not chocolate!
 
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