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The Person Below Me...

Yes, with vintage windup toys in it.

TPBM "wants to be something when they grow up"
 
Yes I want to take Marketing and become a Fashion Marketer :) Till then im going to settle for flight attendent.

TPBM wishes they lived somewhere other then where they are..
 
Not so much. I've previously posted everything remotely of interest. You just have to find it. Everything since then's been fumes and bitterness.

TPBM has farted in church?
 
Hell yes, and it was one of those nasty, Taco Bell Farts you get after a couple of days of percolation. Then I blamed it on this really old woman behind me. Catholics have zero sense of humor. I blasted another in the vestibule next to the holy watrer tray, just because I knew they all had to exit that way.

I am truly headed straight to the bad place.

TPBM injured themselves in a stupid stunt that embarasses them to this day.
 
Fourtunately no....Only time I hurt myself was when I was playing volleyball or being a klutz.



TPBM has a deep dark secret that they want to reveal.
 
Deni said:
False. I can appreciate good art...in any form.

TPBM loves to sleep when it rains?

Shut up bitch! I am very disappointed in you. Very disappointed indeed! You failed to suck my cock properly. I still have cum remaining in my bag. I demand you do it over again!! This time suck harder you silly cunt!
 
ArawnApAnnwn said:
Awww. Fucking cunt is going to cry. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Nope, just better things to do with my time than to listen to you bitch and whine like so many other people have been doing lately. Continue if you wish, but I think I'm out.

Have fun!
 
Deni said:
Nope, just better things to do with my time than to listen to you bitch and whine like so many other people have been doing lately. Continue if you wish, but I think I'm out.

Have fun!

And stay out cunt. I must admire a bitch who knows when she is not wanted. You must be quite familiar with that feeling yes??
 
I love to sleep when it rains. I love to sleep when it's sunny. I just plain love to sleep.

TPBM has a mole where?
 
One on each side of my neck like Frankenstein bolts. Nraargh, fire bad!

The person two post above me is Lucy, and TPBM could give a shit less.
 
That would be me, utterly.

TPBM knows that Paul McCartney had a band before Wings.
 
Even if I did know, I could really give a crap. He was (and still is, I believe) waaaaaaaaay before my time. :P

TPBM likes blue ink pens more than black ink pens?
 
Only occasionally, mostly I'm a black pen kinda guy.

TPBM makes sure to raise their arms when screaming down a steep decline on a roller coaster?
 
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