The Pickle Jar

[The Dork Lord]

But if she was a Dyke...NEVERMIND!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Fuck 'em. I sent a check

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah, you ARE a douche

 

[Loktar]

Keep wanking then. Die a virgin.

No skin off my nose...

You misunderstood. I will impregnate her myself. Your filthy seed is not needed, peon.

 

[Loktar]

My question remains unanswered

And that is your answer.

 

[Loktar]

I just ate some banana bread. It was tasty!

I just ate out your mom. She was tasty.

 

[Loktar]

Fuck 'em. I sent a check

A penny isn't going to help. Thats a waste of a check IMO.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah, you ARE a douche

So's your face!

 

[The Dork Lord]

No I won't and no she's not.

Plus/also: you have a little something on your lips there...

 

[The Dork Lord]

Considering she's almost 60, that's kinda gross.

But hey, at least you're not a virgin anymore

 

[Loktar]

No I won't and no she's not.

Plus/also: you have a little something on your lips there...

Thats my moustache. You like?

*twirls*

 

[Loktar]

Considering she's almost 60, that's kinda gross.

But hey, at least you're not a virgin anymore

HAHA!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Stop smearing Dirk's dookie all over your face Loktar.

Just go wash it off. You're stinkin up the place...

 

[Loktar]

Stop smearing Dirk's cookie all over your face Loktar.

Just go wash it off.

But its so chocolatey and yummy!

 

[The Dork Lord]

*lights an incense*

have it your way...

 

[The Dork Lord]

So whatcha gonna get me for Christmas, "dad"?

(HINT: PS3)

 

[Loktar]

*lights an incense*

have it your way...

*lights Pickle's bum hair on fire*

 

[Loktar]

So whatcha gonna get me for Christmas, "dad"?

(HINT: PS3)

Atari 7800, it is then.

 

[The Dork Lord]

*farts, setting Loktar's FACE on fire*

Now, maybe you'll stay away from other dude's bungholes...

 

[Loktar]

*farts, setting Loktar's FACE on fire*

Now, maybe you'll stay away from other dude's bungholes...

Nah.

*pours gasoline down Pickle's bunghole*