The Pickle Jar

[Loktar]

So?

 

[Loktar]

Perhaps, but like ALL good threads, Loktar and I gang raped it with a rusty tire iron...

And how!

 

[The Dork Lord]

*shakes fist*

 

[Loktar]

*shakes his booty*

 

[The Dork Lord]

So a toast: TO US!

 

[The Dork Lord]

OMG ANGER ISSUES!

*calls CPS*

 

[Loktar]

*toasts*

 

[The Dork Lord]

A spams gotta do what a spams gotta do...

 

[Loktar]

*ties up Pickle, gags him and shoves him in a closet*

 

[Loktar]

ur a parody.

 

[The Dork Lord]

*slides a dollar bill down Loktars g-string*

 

[Loktar]

The answer is he HAS no legal degree!

Says you!

 

[The Dork Lord]

*gets wasted*

 

[Loktar]

LOL NOW who's being delusional?

ur mom?

 

[The Dork Lord]

*continues to text to the authorities on cel*

 

[The Dork Lord]

No shit? In 7 years, you're the very first to figure that out. I am impressed.

Bonus points: What am I a parody OF?

 

[Loktar]

I spams what I spams and thats all that I spams says Popeye the Spammin' Man.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm sure she'd love that

 

[The Dork Lord]

Says me and common sense.

 

[Loktar]

mmmm