**The Quest for Gagh**

[Loktar]

All evidence to the contrary...you seem to be missing the overall picture...you're the only one who's looking like an ass in any of this. Their replies are either spot-on arrows, or else sincere observations on why this is so lame to have gone on for so long. Your responses indicate that no matter what they post, you just keep seeing one word: "RETARD!"

They aren't rankled by the bites on their ankles. Do you even have any teeth left at this point?

I'm done, because I had a weird shitty day and I don't want to be unnecesaarily cruel to someone I don't even know as a result. Have fun, whatever...

Eh, whatever. :roll:

I've moved on to bigger and better things(namely jf's breasts and vagina)

Gagh and Jethro are barely a blip on my radar these days. I do have a life ya know. I'm online maybe 2-4 hours a day on average and maybe make 3-4 comments a day about them that hardly makes me as obsessed as they claim.

Johnfordsbitch is my passion/obsession they are merely a hobby/annoyance.

 

[Mentalist]

Gagh and Jethro are barely a blip on my radar these days. I do have a life ya know.

LOL

 

[johnford]

You're so sweet! blushes

 

[Loktar]

LOL

Eh, fuck off. Just because I don't post all my daily activities and details of my life, doesn't mean I don't have a life. You guys think your life is so much better with your TV watching, your wanking, your pub crawls, and your net surfing and movie watching? Maybe I'd post what I do in a day if it didn't come back to bite me on the ass and become fodder and amusement for Jethro, Gagh and company.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Loktar]

HISS! :kitty:

 

[johnford]

Wanking is good,,mmkay!

 

[Loktar]

Wanking is good,,mmkay!

Indeed. I'm picturing you and wanking right now!

 

[johnford]

and I'm rubbing my.....clit! Mmmm

 

[Loktar]

*blows load all over keyboard*

Gives new meaning to sticky keys!

 

[johnford]

mmmm yes indeed...let me clean that up for you.....sticks out toungue goes to work!

 

[Mentalist]

We can probably get the jist of this without even going anywhrre near Babel Fish.

 

[Loktar]

We can probably get the jist of this without even going anywhrre near Babel Fish.

Must you try and spoil my good time? issed:

 

[johnford]

Whatever!

laps up mess on keyboard.

 

[johnford]

Ignore him Hon...it's just you and me and our little peeping tom who waits outside window jerking off.

 

[Loktar]

*comes up behind jf and sticks his dick up her ass while fondling her tits*

 

[johnford]

*moans even louder* Fuck me stud! Fuck like you've never fucked before!

 

[Loktar]

*moans even louder* Fuck me stud! Fuck like you've never fucked before!

Ok....*sticks a zucchini up jf's ass and thrusts it in and out*

 

[johnford]

Ohhhhhhhh God you kinky kinky boy!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK, I've had my vodka and I don't care anymore...Dan, you are OVER.

This thread is proof positive that you have no mechanism or appatratus to declare yourself anything other than PWNED by Jethro, Gagh, hell, me or Menty even. You are a lost soul. I hope you enjoyed your online life. Because as of this post, it is over. You might as well change your username everywhere you go, because I, a kind soul, am the last to tell you that you have squandered your life in the past 2 months taking cheap, flaccid, ineffective shots at people who had your number long before you did.

You are a done deal. If your online happiness is all you have to cling to, then I suggest you get professional help TODAY, because you officially have no legs left to stand on. No one cares what you think., no one is on your side, no one is laughing at your lame replies. You are completely alone. How does it feel, human?

If you haven't killed yourself yet, then reflect on your life the past 2 months, and consider starting fresh. YOU HAVE LOST. You lost 2 months ago. And apparently you're the last to know it. Conside this a favor from me. You're welcome, you witless shit.

Now get a life. NOW!! RUN!!