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The Rhyme Thread

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Falconarg said:
^dancer always need to dance around me
they dont have life,thats why the waste their time here
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You think we're you dancers thats why your pwned
You think without you I couldn't post on my own
But if you were gone I'd just play more with my Pickle
Or give Mirah, Love Child, and Love Cunt more tickle
So lets face it falc is not needed
Go home and play with your mom and just beat it.
 
Dark Pickle said:
That didn't rhyme at all!
Can't you read? Or is your brain that small?
Every time Falcy dances he takes a fall!
Now take it up the @$$ in a men's room stall!
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Take it up the ass that sounds like fun
You be the hot dog and I'll be the bun
I relish the thought of your spicy mayo
Give me a squirt while I scream "HEY-O!"
 
^That jam is almost impossible to top
All the same, I don't wanna stop
Keep pumpin ya once the boxers drop
If you want a rest, you better call a cop!
 
Just remember the safety word is banana
If I forget I'll be screaming like fans of Hannah Montana
Then again I don't mind a little blood and gore
Forget the safety word I want MOAR!
 
I wonder if this is what Love Cunt intened when she started this thread?
We'll be sitting here rhyming till the world is dead!
 
Dark Pickle said:
I'll be very sad on that day
I'll have to find someone new with whom to play!
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I'll be gone but not for long
I'll be jonesing to take a hit from Pickle's bong
Surf the net while the gf asleep
She won't find out I'm some pervo creep
 
How long do you think you can hide you kink?
A girl that marries you might not be as dumb as you think!
Either she;s a freak like you, or she'll make you see a shrink!
You'll have to sleep on the couch and take a bath in teh sink!
 
Dark Pickle said:
How long do you think you can hide you kink?
A girl that marries you might not be as dumb as you think!
Either she;s a freak like you, or she'll make you see a shrink!
You'll have to sleep on the couch and take a bath in teh sink!
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Never fear
I hid my crossdressing from my family for 21 years
But if she finds out and freaks
At least I'll I'll be back at TK the next week
 
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