The Rhyme Thread

[Falconarg]

www.mugen-infantry.net/forum

 

[Loktar]

Fuck that link to some mugentard shit
Wish I had a bong so I could take a hit
If I was stoned these smilies wouldn't seem so lame
If I put a bullet to SK, DL, and Falconarg I wouldn't feel no shame
At least I'd still have Yub with which to reply
Yeah I gotta admit that Aussie Ewok is pretty fly

 

[Dark Pickle]

You dissed me for an Ewok?
You can suck my e-cock!
Struttin around shakin your tailfeather
like you was a peacock?
I oughta deport ya to Tawain
so you can make Reebok!

 

[Loktar]

Made in Taiwan, I'm a demon spawn
You'll miss me when I'm gone
See me in a few years mowing your neighbor's lawn
Like a garden variety Don juan
I'll rape some fawns
Munch some prawns
bitchslap Sean John
Slice up Obi-Wan

 

[Dark Pickle]

The force is strong with this one
BRB, I gotta piss son
let the juice flow out my bliss gun

 

[Loktar]

Pee in a bottle equals more time on the net
looks just Mt. Dew but drink it down it will make you kvetch
Out of rhymes atm but I ain't done yet.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Man, I hate peein in a cup
I'm scared I'll forget and drink that shit up
And there's always that dude watchin you whiz
What if he's a pervo and he's about to jizz?

 

[Loktar]

The hillbillies watch you pee from the road with their telescopes
something something Bob Hope.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Pee for enjoyment
Not for employment
QUIT WATCHIN MY
URINE DEPLOYMENT!

 

[Loktar]

I don't watch you pee
I watch you shit
Lick my nipple
and take a hit

 

[Dark Pickle]

OUTTA MY BAFFROOM YOU FUCKIN PERV
U GONNA GET WHAT U DESERVE
TAP DANCIN ON MY LAST NERVE
I'LL GRAB UR BALLZ AND MAKE A SERVE!

 

[Loktar]

FUCK YOU SLUT
I'LL SHOOT YOUR RIGHT NUT
THEN DO YOU IN DA BUTT
AND WATCH AS MY PENIS SWORD RIPS THRU UR GUTS

 

[Dark Pickle]

Dude, that's kinda gross
Even worse tha what's inbetween my toes
Better watch that shit before it grows
like all them boogers in ur nose!

 

[Loktar]

Well I'm to sleep
Tonight I won't peep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Dark Pickle]

Sleep well and sleep tight
Have some sweet dreams tonight
When you wake up won't nothin be right
Me n you iz gonna fight!

 

[Kitty]

A bump for this thread
so it dont die instead

 

[Loktar]

sup kitty your a real hep cat
now watch me run as I call you fat

 

[Kitty]

Calling me fat could bring you danger
Im not the nemesis of the Rescue Rangers

 

[J&L Massacres]

Shut the fuck up man!
Go get a life!
Go get yourself a job,
Or kids or a wife!

 

[Loktar]

I gots me an internet wife name Dark Pickle
I'm not gay but his e-scrotum I will tickle
If he wants a blow job he'll have to cough up a nickel.