The Tisiphone Adventures: A Tisiphone Thanksgiving!

[Dr Dave]

Episode 1: Banned from the family Thanksgiving

Tisiphone could not believe her eyes as she read the note from HER MOTHER.

"Dear Tisiphone,

This letter is to inform you that you have been banned from the family thanksgiving. Your recent antics involving the riding of midget blind people in the town square has made the family VERY MAD and caused us to be banned from The Shop N Lot, by the manager who's son was one of the midgets you rode.

Yours truly,

Margaret Thatcher in ENGLAND"

"WELL FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER" shouted Tisiphone so loud that her neighbour headvoid came over to inspect what was going on.

He walked in through the open sliding glass door.

"What's going on" asked Headvoid

"Oh hi headvoid. That Margret Thatcher woman wrote me another letter. She is still claiming to be my mother and has banned me from Thanksgiving." said Tisiphone

"What will you do now?" asked Headvoid

"I KNOW, HOW ABOUT A MINEFEILD THANKSGIVING!" said Tisiphone

"Good idea" said Headvoid

"I agree" said Doctor Dave walking out of the bathroom

"How do you do that...every damn time, and I'm not even having HOT LESBIAN SEX" said Tisiphone

"Yet.." said Doctor Dave

To be continued

 

[CaptainWacky]

A GOOD STARt.

 

[Cassie]

YAY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hopefully I won't turn zombie in this one.

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 2- Short lists and Sunshine.

Tisiphone compiled the list of MF peeps.

"Were going to have to narrow that down..."

"SHORT LIST!" shouted Doctor Dave

"What?" asked Tisiphone

"Make a short list of the awesome MFers" said Doctor Dave

"GOOD IDEA!" shouted Headvoid

"Why are we shouting?" asked Tisiphone, who was not shouting.

"In honour of JONNY NOSE!" said Doctor Dave

"Right... Ok lets get this list started." said Tisiphone

So after several hours and numerous alcoholic drinks the list was made.

The list was as follows

1)Love Child
2)Captain Wacky AND HIS AXE
3)Tomtrek
4)Cassie
5)Eggs Mayo
6)FBI Part RSA
7)Doctor Dave (present)
8)Headvoid (present)
9)Tisiphone (present)
10)In from the greek isles, Mentalist.
11)Special Guest Celebrity Sunshine from BB UK

"We're gunna need to stock up on booz, bacon, and turkey" said Tisiphone

"I have twenty grills at my place, we will need those" said Headvoid

"Hellz yeah" replied Tisiphone

To be continued...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can I bring missmanners? And some poolboys?

 

[Homo Erectus]

can I be a poolboy?

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 3- Look who's in the pool

"We will need to fill the pool" said Tisiphone as she sent out invitations to the Thanksgiving party.

"I'll take care of that." said Headvoid

As Headvoid went out back to the pool, he shouted back into the house

"Tisiphone, I think we have a problem"

"What?" asked Tisiphone

"Some lady is in the pool, and there are half naked pool boys around it.

"Must be missmanners, she's been magicly appearing in pools for ages. Nobody knows why or how, but she can smell a pool from 3 miles away" said Doctor Dave

"I'm not even going to ask if your making shit up..." said Tisiphone

missmanners waved

Tisiphone, Headvoid, and Doctor Dave waved back.

The phone rang...

To be continued...

 

[Tisiphone]

The neighbor popping sounds eerily familiar...

 

[Yub]

I'm not in this one either. Dave is EWOKIST, amongst other horrible things, don't make me WRITE A LIST OF HIS MEERKAT KICKING SEPTUAGENARIAN FONDLING FAILINGS AS A HUMAN.

Otherwise, good work so far.

 

[Loktar]

I'm not in this one either. Dave is EWOKIST, amongst other horrible things, don't make me WRITE A LIST OF HIS MEERKAT KICKING SEPTUAGENARIAN FONDLING FAILINGS AS A HUMAN.

Otherwise, good work so far.

Yeah other than you and me being left out of the story, its an ok story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sunshine is a vegan, remember. That could be a PLOT POINT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 4- Tomtrek,tweets, bricks, and bridges.

The phone rang (it was a video phone).

Tisiphone picked it up.

"Hello" she said

The image of Tomtrek appeared.

"This is Tomtrek, I got your invitation and am en route on my zeppelin with Special Guest Sunshine from UK Big Brother." said Tomtrek

Sunshine could be seen in the back eating from a bag of crisps.

"Good, Have you heard from CaptainWacky?" asked Tisiphone

"Last I heard he was tossing bricks at bridges. I'll have Sunshine tweet him to make sure he knows about the party." said Tomtrek

"Good, see you soon." Replied Tisiphone

To be continued...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope I get that tweet...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 5- Blackouts and Trachtenberg's

Eggs Mayo sat in his apartment. He ate Chicken friend rice.

"So full... so... sleepy...." said Eggs

The plate was empty

"Blacking out..." he said

He heard voices. He opened his eyes, but it was blury.

"He's coming around doctor" said a voice

"Yes, once again pillzlol to THE RESCUE" said another voice.

Egg's eyes were now clear.

"What am I doing here..." he said.

"We just found you outside, you crashed your pink Cadillac into my pants tree" said Tisiphone.

"All I remember is eating chicken friend rice back in new york... wait a minute, I don't own a pink Cadillac" said Eggs.

"Well according to the registration and take out orders in the car, you do" said Headvoid.

"Well, you're here now!" said Tisiphone

"I got the invitation and was going to fly out... do I see pool boys?" asked Eggs

"Yes missmanners and her contingent are out there drinking" said Headvoid

"TO THE POOL!" shouted Eggs running all the while tossing his clothing off.

Meanwhile on the zeppelin...

"Do you like my bunny costume?" asked Sunshine from UK Big Brother

"I do" replied Tomtrek

"What are you doing?" asked Sunshine

"Looking at pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg's nose, I got to find the best one for the poll I'm posting." replied Tomtrek

"ETA to Tisiphone's house, 2hrs" announced the computer (who sounded very simular to Michelle Trachtenberg).

To be continued...

 

[headvoid]

He has me perfect, even the slightly pompous intonation is there

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 6- CaptainWacky's gunna fuck that shit up.

"YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING GOOOSE SONS OF BITCHES MSFHOISFH CLOWNBAGPIPESEXSALESMAN!" Shouted CaptainWacky

He tossed another brick at the bridge.

"I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU JIMMYJACK BOOHAT CUNTNOSE!" Shouted CaptainWacky again.

Another brick went flying at the bridge, hitting it again.

A tragety had befallen CaptainWacky. His massive celeberty picture collection had been destroyed by THE CHINAMAN!. He had left a note and there was even video. His collection destroyed in his own home!!!!

"THEY TOOK MA IMAGES!!!!" He shouted again, while tossing another brick.

This time he tossed two bricks.

"FUCKING JERKNOSE FUCKING DAMN CHINAMAN, GO BACK TO CANADA EVEN THOUGH YOUR FROM NOT THERE,KILL YOUR SANDWICHES!!!!!!!" Shouted CaptainWacky

"That sucks man" said a voice from near the bridge.

"Who said that?" asked CaptainWacky

"It's me Loktar, from the boat. Man you must be really mad. One of those bricks richsaed off the bridge and a rock and hit me by the way" said Loktar

"Sorry patella bro" said CaptainWacky, adding "What are you even doing here in Scotland?"

"My mom had me deported" said Loktar

"Oh" said Captainwacky, as his phone went off.

It was a tweet from Sunshine.

Then an email came in.

"An invitation to Thanksgiving at Tisiphone's house. GOOD CHEESE!" said CaptainWacky

"But you don't celebrate thanksgiving." noted Loktar

"Bye" said CaptainWacky

"Wait... aren't you going to untie me from this park bench?" Said Loktar.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 7-RSA, drugs, and horses.

Most of the MF crew had arrived. CaptainWacky sky dived from an air plane and landed in Tisiphones bush. Tomtrek and Special Guest Sunshine had arrived, who had brought 100 bags of Crisps and was dressed as a sexy easter bunny.

The MF crew chatted, when noses from the outside were heard.

The crew looked out the window and could see a man snorting DRUG PASTE while building something.

CaptainWacky went to invesitgate.

"RSA, YOU HOSE BUILDER" Shouted CaptainWacky

RSA was building a ROBOT HORSE

"Hello!" replied RSA.

"GOOD HORSE!" Said CaptainWacky

"Not done yet... I NEED MORE DRUG PASTE!" said RSA

"I think there is some in the bathroom... but that might just be a cleaner" said CaptainWacky

"Bring it!" Replied RSA.

RSA upon inspecting the product, determined it was in fact drug paste, AND DID 12 LINES of it.

"GOOD SHIT" said RSA (aka RSA part FBI).

Meanwhile not far from there in the Goose and Carrot resturant.

"Does all go according to plan..." said THE CHINAMAN

"Yes, the MF crew will never know what hit them" said Long Dong, one of the Chinaman's assistants.

"Good." replied The Chinaman

To be continued...

 

[Cassie]

LONG DONG? Just what I need for my COLLECTION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That Chinaman...