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I barely drink, Sarek. My weekly alcohol consumption is probably lower than yours, seeing as it is usually zero.
 
Well there you go then. I'm afraid trying to paint me as an alcoholic is never going to work. I'm not Henoch.
 
Gagh said:
Well there you go then. I'm afraid trying to paint me as an alcoholic is never going to work. I'm not Henoch.

Who said I was trying to paint you as an alcholic? Jeez, all I said was you liked a pint now and then. Lighten up man.
 
Cacophony said:
Ugh, beer. Vodka for me.

I don't drink much either though. Not for months actually.

Yes, but we don't care about you.

Sad, but ultimately true, seeing as we barely care about each other.
 
Gagh said:
Yes, but we don't care about you.

Sad, but ultimately true, seeing as we barely care about each other.

Stop speaking for all of us. If she has a nice set of tits I'd be willing to let her stick around.
 
Sarek said:
Stop speaking for all of us. If she has a nice set of tits I'd be willing to let her stick around.

Well, they'd better be small and not the idiot fake-tits. On the other hand... I hope she warns us before posting them so I can avoid the thread; I don't fancy little kid-tits.
 
Sarek said:
Stop speaking for all of us. If she has a nice set of tits I'd be willing to let her stick around.

Stop speaking for yourself. It's nauseating. Masquarading as a person with a mind won't impress anyone.
 
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