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Gagh said:
Stop speaking for yourself. It's nauseating. Masquarading as a person with a mind won't impress anyone.
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I don't have a mind. That much has already been established. Therefore, it would be impossible for me to masquerade as someone with a mind as I don't have a frame of reference from which to draw from.

So there! :bigass:
 
Only if you live in some backward area in the states. For normal people, lunch was over 2 hours ago.
 
Sarek said:
I don't have a mind. That much has already been established. Therefore, it would be impossible for me to masquerade as someone with a mind as I don't have a frame of reference from which to draw from.

So there! :bigass:
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I have no idea what you mean, as I have now posted so much bollocks on this site in order to paint myself as a caricature of a stock idiotic poster of the kind that was common here when I first joined, I now no longer differentiate between the TK-style me & the real me, instead being happy to post streams of endless shite with no interesting or meaningful content, or sometimes just really long slabs of text with no paragraph break or sentances, in order to make people read aforementioned utter bollocks, mostly in a constantly failing attempt to sound interesting, or at least not like the drunk that I am (not).
 
Sarek said:
Stop speaking for all of us. If she has a nice set of tits I'd be willing to let her stick around.
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I have nice tits, but it's going to take alot more than weak GTFO posts to get me to post them.
 
Gagh said:
I have no idea what you mean, as I have now posted so much bollocks on this site in order to paint myself as a caricature of a stock idiotic poster of the kind that was common here when I first joined, I now no longer differentiate between the TK-style me & the real me, instead being happy to post streams of endless shite with no interesting or meaningful content, or sometimes just really long slabs of text with no paragraph break or sentances, in order to make people read aforementioned utter bollocks, mostly in a constantly failing attempt to sound interesting, or at least not like the drunk that I am (not).
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You sure take the fun out of self-mockery. :(
 
Cacophony said:
I have nice tits, but it's going to take alot more than weak GTFO posts to get me to post them.
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I'd rather you didn't, given some of what I've been PM'd over the years.
 
Mmmm ok.

Sarek, I cannot fucking stop staring at your avatar. Hugh Laurie is amazing, but he's dead sexy with red eyes.
 
Sarek said:
Yep.

My mission was to get you to post that bigass smilie thing.

Mission accomplished :bigass:
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Aha! Those were the exact words I wanted you to post, in the exact order, with the exact punctuation! I am teh win again!
 
Cacophony said:
Mmmm ok.

Sarek, I cannot fucking stop staring at your avatar. Hugh Laurie is amazing, but he's dead sexy with red eyes.
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See? There's your incentive! Well, that and the fact that Gagh doesn't want you too.

Now show us your tits.
 
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