The Troll Kingpin has arrived.

[Error]

She's probably a flat-chested goth cunt with natty hair and zits.

Brunette, and I don't dye hair love. Also I don't fall for nerds or geeks or black men, so rules you out. So try anything, you will just fail.

 

[Gonad]

N00DZ

 

[Gonad]

AND

DIE

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Brunette, and I don't dye hair love. Also I don't fall for nerds or geeks or black men, so rules you out. So try anything, you will just fail.

Of course you're brunette - all morose goth cunts have dark hair. Do you pretend to be Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when you troll the hollywood movie boards?

 

[Cacophony]

I'm a chick.

I don't know why I bother telling people that, no one believes me.

Join TKPS and maybe I'll post some tits...

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I'm a chick.

I don't know why I bother telling people that, no one believes me.

Join TKPS and maybe I'll post some tits...

Give us a close up pussy shot for your avatar!

I wanna see JUICE!

 

[Cacophony]

I'll post that pic once you get laid, deal?

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I'll post that pic once you get laid, deal?

I just rubbed one out about an hour ago, does that count?

 

[Error]

I just rubbed one out about an hour ago, does that count?

You're maybe black so...no.

 

[Cacophony]

Nope.

I mean laid by a female human being who's not related to you.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Nope.

I mean laid by a female human being who's not related to you.

You mean I have to give the wife a screaming, toe-curling orgasm before you'll post naked pictures?

What would be the point then?

 

[Error]

You mean I have to give the wife a screaming, toe-curling orgasm before you'll post naked pictures?

What would be the point then?

NO you've got to post a picture proving you're not black. Then you'll get both of our pictures.

 

[Starship Coyote]

So, does TKPS have a board?

 

[Cacophony]

You mean I have to give the wife a screaming, toe-curling orgasm before you'll post naked pictures?

What would be the point then?

OH NOES you've discovered my logic.

But as I've said, TKPS members get an all access pass to these babies.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I asked a goddamned question.

 

[Cacophony]

Sorry, I missed it, fuck.

http://z8.invisionfree.com/TKPS/index.php?act=idx

 

[Starship Coyote]

That's better.

Dis me like that again, and I'll titfuck you in front of your parents and shoot a gallon of spooge up your nose. Only warning.

 

[Cacophony]

I might like it.

My mom would think it was hawt.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Can I have the password to the protected forums, please?

 

[Cacophony]

Yeah, it's "gofuckyourmother"