The world ends tomorrow and you may die

[jack]

Have sex with a live girl

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not an option.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Nah.

 

[curiousa2z]

erm, no thank you.

 

[Ilyanna]

Is it ok if I take advantage of a man, instead?

 

[jack]

Go ahead, split hairs in the face of the apocalypse!!!!!!

YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY

 

[Ilyanna]

Hey, just asking - how was I to know you just wanted us to fuck anybody?

The Dork Lord u just want me 4 my KARMA

Awww, NOT TRUE! I want you for everything you have... if I only knew exactly how much that is :bwahaha:

 

[Mentalist]

Well I didn't have sex yesterday because my girl didn't come out since she had to study but tonight is a definite possibility.

 

[Donovan]

Go ahead, split hairs in the face of the apocalypse!!!!!!

YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY

Spitting hairs is not fucking, it's foreplay.

 

[Donovan]

Besides, if all the live girls die tomorrow, they'll put up less of a fight the day AFTER.

Just sayin...

 

[Shitty Dual]

Spitting hairs is not fucking, it's foreplay.

Besides, if all the live girls die tomorrow, they'll put up less of a fight the day AFTER.

Just sayin...

What the hell kind of dates have you been going on, Dono?!

 

[Donovan]

What the hell kind of dates have you been going on, Dono?!

I was married for a few years, remember? You get sorta used to sleeping with the dead after a while...

 

[curiousa2z]

^oh, SNAP!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Loving you was like loving the dead--Type O Negative

 

[Ilyanna]

Type O Negative

Oh, hey, what a coincidence!

 

[A Slut]

I'm a live girl, have sex with me!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms, yo!