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The world ends tomorrow and you may die

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Have sex with a live girl
 
It's not an option.
 
erm, no thank you.
 
Is it ok if I take advantage of a man, instead?
 
Go ahead, split hairs in the face of the apocalypse!!!!!!

YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY
 
Hey, just asking - how was I to know you just wanted us to fuck anybody?

The Dork Lord u just want me 4 my KARMA :(
Awww, NOT TRUE! I want you for everything you have... if I only knew exactly how much that is :bwahaha:
 
Well I didn't have sex yesterday because my girl didn't come out since she had to study but tonight is a definite possibility.
 
jack said:
Go ahead, split hairs in the face of the apocalypse!!!!!!

YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY

Spitting hairs is not fucking, it's foreplay.
 
Besides, if all the live girls die tomorrow, they'll put up less of a fight the day AFTER.

Just sayin...
 
Donovan said:
Spitting hairs is not fucking, it's foreplay.

Donovan said:
Besides, if all the live girls die tomorrow, they'll put up less of a fight the day AFTER.

Just sayin...

What the hell kind of dates have you been going on, Dono?!
 
Shitty Dual said:
What the hell kind of dates have you been going on, Dono?!

I was married for a few years, remember? You get sorta used to sleeping with the dead after a while...
 
^oh, SNAP!
 
Loving you was like loving the dead--Type O Negative
 
I'm a live girl, have sex with me!
 
Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms, yo!
 
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