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There are Times When You Have No Choice

jack said:
Geezy Peezy Wheezy, I thought I was the only one that attracted crazy stalker motherfuckers.

I tip my hat to you, my dear.

Why thank you Jack,
At last, a vote of confidence.
*D. curtsys.*

I've had a parade of stalkers for most of my adult life. Since I moved to the back woods, because of the hydro lines, there is a parking spot down the road from me where my stalkers park to view the house. I had a sign up there for a while, it was called, "The Poultry Parking Zone" for chickens and turkeys!
Or I'd find footprints in the snow up on the hill where they can spy on me through huge back windows.

One of the blessings of getting older is, so are they and the parking zone has pretty much been deserted.
 
Diane, the post wasn't directed to you. It was directed to me about you. Jack calls me Wheezy - a nickname for eloisel.
 
eloisel said:
As usual, Diane, you tell only your version of the story. You forget that in a court of law, the whole story is examined.
Just waiting for your side of the story I have not written my conclusion as of yet.
From the onset I told you that I loved both you and Osiris. I sat down in the basement with you for a year while you ranted and raved, talked mostly like a loon - KHC astral projecting to the foot of your bed, possessing Teddy Bears - some serious insane shit.
It wasn't a teddy bear, it was a salamander he threw across the room, during the weeks he tried to get back with me after I banished him. I stopped him throwing my blankets on the floor while I slept by allowing him to come back to me. The night I welcomed him back we bounced that bed for hours, and I awoke to find the blankets exactly as I had left them?

He tried it again just to play with me, but I got hip to how he did it, jumped into his body when he was sleeping and using his huge muscles tied his sheets in knots. I bet he had to throw them out! Since then he's been a good little Pooky. I know it sound insane, but it's the only explanation I have for what happened.

Osiris and I got into a huge battle over you - in public. Yeah, I made the point, and I damaged him to the core, but it isn't like I came out of that unscathed.
You did that and he didn't perma ban you? Amazing.
Send me the thread please, I'd love to read it.

Osiris offered you an olive branch several times but you'd have none of it.

Several times? If you call barging into my bar thread at Gordon's and demanding that I return to Keith's board an olive branch, then your right. No way I was going back without an apology, the only reason I returned is because I missed the board and the IOL needed my attention. There where no olive branches offered me what so ever. I kept all his emails, I reread them recently, no olive branches only threats and black mail. If you can find an olive branch on that board, pass it to me and I will concede that I missed it.

My reply to his name calling and black mail was, "Your wish is my command." I worked him up a gif. for, "tongue in cheek" I passed the branch twice, he stomped on it. I stopped calling him an Ogre as he requested, but when he turned around and proved he was, there was no reason for me not to continue to call a spade a spade. Besides, he likes my being candid.

I don't care to fight over stupid stuff the rest of my life. Call that sucking up if you want, I call it mending fences.

Sure if you wanted to stay on the board you had to such up. Call it mending fences if it makes you feel better about the fact that you didn't have the back bone to back me in my effort to rid the board of a nasty troll. You wore blinders where O. was concerned. Nothing I could say or show you as proof would you view in the true light that O. is a psychopathic sicko.

You want to talk about a sorry ass friend, D, you'd take the trophy. My sister was dieing and it was a very painful time for me. All you wanted to talk about was your rabid hatred for Osiris and the KHCMB.
You wound me, I was very compassionate and caring when I heard that your sister was not well and tried to help you sort out our feelings for that despotic woman. Your painting her in a light that makes her look like a saint, and you know you two never got along. I tried to help you through that difficult time.

Sorry - real life issues trump stupid, stupid, stupid Internet bullshit. Here it is more than 2 years later and that is still all you want to talk about.
Actually I don't want to talk about it, your the one bringing up all the BS from the past, I want that thread masked where the asshole slandered me twice to cover over his trolling, I also want my posts removed. That's it.

I am having fun recounting Keith and my courtship though, it's very bizarre!

You say that you want to get a job and the stuff that happened on the KHCMB will hurt your chances. Do you really think posting your insane rants all over the Internet isn't going to turn up in the same search engine searches you so fear?
No problem, I'm D.Rabbit on most boards, it's my recreational name, not one of my business names and nothing so far as I've been able to find, other than the Loggins board, shows up with D.Rabbit in the search results. Gordon's board has been purged of the old threads, not that it matters, it's still the black hole in the either.

Before I close, I worked up my Politically Correct Seasons Greeting gif today.
It looks terrible on a black board so here's the link.


Merry Happy Seasons Greetings All!
 
eloisel said:
Diane, the post wasn't directed to you. It was directed to me about you. Jack calls me Wheezy - a nickname for eloisel.
Jacks another ass than, cause I'm not stalking you. Infact I have been avoiding you.

I'd like to say fuck off Gay for your trying to make me look bad, but I'm willing to listen to you. Cause no matter how nasty you get, lady, I'm head and shoulders above you.
 
D, you've completely lost it. Call your brother or your son. Ask them to help you get in to see a mental health professional. Seriously. Do it now. You won't last another winter snowed in out there in the boonies. You need to see some real people, in person, every day. Have real conversations with real people. Break bread with real people. Expand your life, get into something bigger than the fantasy life in your head. You are on the fast track to becoming a casualty.
 
Don't tell me what to do, get lost with your back room psychiatry Gay.


I don't live for the message boards, they are recreation, and I prefer ETU at EI where I notice the trolls haven't got the brain power to invade it.

I do wish they would stop wasting Orpheus's time, I'm still waiting for him to finish his journal on "Neandertal DNA Sequences"


Yeah I'm an egg head, brilliant and insightful so stop wasting my time.
 
You know, D really is a lot like Jillian... only not as mean. And maybe a little more delusional. At least she can post here to her heart's content without fear of being banned. :)
 
True. It is kind of sad, though, to see someone drop all their marbles at the same time. Well, it was kind of sad, now I'm getting lost and don't flipping care.
 
jack said:
Geezy Peezy Wheezy, I thought I was the only one that attracted crazy stalker motherfuckers.

You reap what you sow, and you are what you eat, li'l old gnomekin.

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Yeah, and I eat slow witted trolls like you for breakfast too.

How soon they forget how popular I was on Keith's board.
How kind and generous, interesting and exciting as well as effectively getting that flirt thread masked. Yeah and Keith called that same day BTW. Guess the thought of him pinning me to wall without using his hands, as his own personal painting turned him on. (sorry ya all missed one of my finer well couched innuendoes) FYI No one said a word to me about the Flirt thread, and I never apologized.

I call those silent calls, Obscene phone calls, Not that he says anything, I get obscene on the boards and he calls. He hasn't called since I wrote, "If you took your head out of your pants and put your tongue back in your mouth, maybe you could talk to me.


I like the fact that you can be a stupidly mean spirited or a joy sucking vampire on this board and not get the boot!

I even like your sad attempt at trolling too, cause I haven't met a troll who's ass I can't kick.

By by Gay, nice try but no cigar, your repetitiveness shows lack of creativity.

Cait, I use to think better of you, but your just a drunken slut, hack astrologer. Where is that at?

I'm your high priestess of the trolls if given the need to trash anyone, remember how that moron Osiris left the thread in the basement with his tail between his legs? I didn't do it by insulting him either, I put him in his place and gave him good directions to better himself.
I've learned I enjoy following the prime objective of making others feel good about themselves more than sucking on their pathetic energy.

I don't don't need their weak ineffective energy because I know where the strongest most potent power lies.
They don't call me the next messiah because I'm out to win cuddos for being a shit head, prick faced, ass hole.
 
Ooooh, now we can add a messianic complex to the list! Cool, D! When does the CIA paranoia start? Or are tin foil hats next on the agenda? :lol:
 
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And they're coming to take you away ha haaa
They're coming to take you away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take you away ha haaa
 
I don't really understand what this thread is all about. Can someone summarize it for me. You are some long winded fuckers on this board.
 
Summary:
Diane is mad. As in crazy. As in certifiable, qualifies for the good drugs crazy. This is not a joke, or a troll. This is a very sad person having a serious melt down, going way over the edge.
 
Morrhigan said:
Ooooh, now we can add a messianic complex to the list! Cool, D! When does the CIA paranoia start? Or are tin foil hats next on the agenda? :lol:

What's the CIA got to do with anything Canadian? Oh wait a minute, they are transporting our countrymen off the continent and torturing them, I almost forgot, you guys don't know about that do you?

I do have a clean sheet with the FBI, so far. Yeah they checked me out when my cousin, the sister of the one who teaches 911 call response in La, got a high level job working with the test pilots in AZ.

I truly never volunteered for the job of Messiah, some people are born to greatness, others have it thrust upon them. Then there are people like me who search out hand holds so they don't fall into the well of senility!

No wait that was my excuse for working on an animated short on politically correct Season's greetings.

All the best of the holiday season, to us all.
Let the joyous spirit of this generous season stay with us through out the days of our lives.
Give hope and love to all and we shall find purpose and happiness.
 
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