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There's a ginger cat looking in my window!

Cats are good becasue they're small and fluffy and you can kiss them.
 
A ginger cat adopted me and I then was stuck with trying to think of something to address him as.
I tried Ginger: he ignored that.
Moggie : looked away.
Kitty?
Marmalade?
Cat?
Puss?
Stuck Up Bastard?
I tried Pumpkin: he gave me one of those Withering Cat Stares of Contempt.
"Well, what the hell's your name then?!" I asked, fed up.
I didn't call him anything for two days - all the while with him staring intently at me trying to get the feeble human brain to figure out what was so patently obviously his name.
I reviewed the clues:
He was kingly, he had a huge lion's mane of golden- orange ruff, a majestic fluffy tail, an imperious and yet slightly mysterious and magical demeanor...

At last I got it: Elrond!!!

He, being all dignified and everything,forbore to roll his eyes, looked at me, and inclined his head. I had got it.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Cats are good becasue they're small and fluffy and you can kiss them.
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I would not kiss this...lol

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Maybe it was Elrond of the West come back to Earth in cat form, but probably not.
 
Captain Wacky said:
Maybe it was Elrond of the West come back to Earth in cat form, but probably not.
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maybe not, but still a great cat. We had a wonderful relationship for 15 1/2 years - not a bad run.
I am currently the minion of Oberon Black Tiger - Obie to his friends - a magnificent short-haired silver tabby who some fool had abandoned at the Pound. Their loss.
 
I've always had bad luck with pets...
 
We've got two cats left and the oldest is 16...WILL HE MAKE THE YEAR!?
 
I hope he makes it!
 
I just shot him so it's unlikely.
 
at least I didn't put any money on it...
 
Well he was born in the USA
 
OMG! American pop culturarl references!!
 
Did you shoot him with your camera Captain Liar Liar pants on fire???
 
He shot him with love bullets from his eyes.. NOT HIS PANTS PERVERT.

I always feed the stray animals, I just can't help it. I like to have a cat or two around, but they multiply so fast, and not just from having babies, full grown cats I"ve never seen before show up and act as if they've been here forever and I'm supposed to feed them. They meow at me when I'm on the back porch. DAMN STARVING ILLEGAL ALIENS WITH THEIR SAD HUNGRY EYES!!
 
stop feeding them then!
 
True fact: I can't stand the thought of other people or creatures suffering. I WOULD FEED THE WORLD AND WASH IT'S UNDERWEAR IF i COULD.
 
Well if you wan't them to go away, you know what you must do.
 
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