There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Fortunately, there is this.

 

[Cassie]

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DUCK TAPE EXISTS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Fortunately, there is this.

The lederhosen has been Vulcanized for your protection. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAa.....

 

[The Question]

It would just involve me eating sausages until I fell over.

That's what would make it worth celebrating!

 

[Cassie]

What about eating man shaped sausages until you fell over?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are palms that pale a Vulcan thing?

 

[Cassie]

Last night I watched a Scottish documentary to celebrate Scothtoberfest. The Duke of Campbell runs a fine tourist attraction!

 

[The Question]

What about eating man shaped sausages until you fell over?

What about falling over first, and then eating sausages until your OBSCENELY DISTENDED GUTTOCKS propped you back up to a standing position?

WINNAH! :bigass:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Willie dies a lot at Halloween.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's got this SHINNING thing going on...

 

[FBI parte due]

It was actually originally called "duck tape," after a type of tightly-woven cloth called "cotton duck." Only later did people start using it on ducts and calling it "duct tape!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm just going to choose to believe that's true and never look it up.

 

[headvoid]

It's true! I looked it up (I didn't but let's pretend I did)

 

[Cassie]

It was actually originally called "duck tape," after a type of tightly-woven cloth called "cotton duck." Only later did people start using it on ducts and calling it "duct tape!"

You should have added "the more you know" picture to give your facts GRAVITAS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And "(CREDIT: Snopes.com)"

 

[FBI parte due]

How ACTUALLY dare you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

My version of that meme would show the duck's cock.

 

[Dr Dave]

How dare they! Did they make you toss small salty green things called capers?

I was made to wear the skin of Tammy Winette, which they claimed was a type of Scottish hat.

No, they were too busy trying to get me to wear a kilt. I refused. They also wanted me to "walk the haggis". Such an odd bunch.

 

[Dr Dave]

This is believable because it has a duck in it.