CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
don't thnk I'[m in a johnnnnnny nose nmoood dude
don't really have moods no more
or wnats
or emotions
or anything really
just sort of exist i suppose
every moment could be your last!
so what should I do
can't do anything
my body doesn't react right with the universe
it's defective
i am my body
nothing more
the sum of my parts
NO FUCKING SOUl
so I am defective
it's is logical and it is true
there is othing
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jSLEEP MAN
A NEW SITCOM
STARRING JACK DUCK AS SLEEP MAN
KRISTEN STEWART AS HIS SLUTTY TEEN DAUGHTER
AND A FAMILY OF BEARS
)))))))))))))))))0
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(SLEEP MAN ha sfalled alseep.)
Daughter: Get up, sleepyhead!
(Audience laugh.)
SLeepMan: I can't stay awake due to the futility of life.
Daugter: Well get over it, the bears are coming over for dinner.
SleepMan: what's the point? we'll eat dinner and then it'll be over and as though it never happened.
Daughter: Stop being emo and set the table, you bastard!
(audience laugh.)
SleepMan: okay.
(He stands up...then falls over asleep.)
Sleepman: ZZZZZZZ.
(Audience laugh.)
Daughter: Grr!
(she starts to set the table but there is a knock on the door.)
Daddy Bear: HELLO, WE ARE FUCKING HERE FOR DINNER.
Daughter: Oh no, they arrived early!
(audience laugh.)
Daughter: WAKE UP YOU SACK OF SHIT.
(She kicks her dad in the face and he wakes.)
Sleepman: Uhh, what?
DaughteR: Go open teh door, the bears are here!
SLeepman: Fine.
(He opens the door and the bears barge in.)
Mummy Bear: ABOUT FUCKING TIME, WE ARE HUNGRY.
Daddy Bear: FOR HUMAN FLESH.
Boy Bear: Yeah!
Mummy Bear: BUT WE'LL SETTLE FOR WHATEVER SHIT YOU'VE COOKED.
Sleepman: Well, my daughter did all the cooking....
Daddy Bear: What? YOU MUST BE SO FUCKING LAZy.
Sleepman: I'm not lazy, I'm just completely disconnected from reality.
Daddy Bear: FROM MY LIMITIED SCOPE OF KNOWLEDGE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE LAZINESS. SO IT MUST BE LAZINESS. GRRRR, I HATE THE LAZY.
(HE mauls sleepman slightly.)
Sleepman: That hurt!
(He falls alseep. The audience laugh.)
DaughteR: dinner's ready...did you just maul my dad?
Mummy Bear: YES. NOW BEAR BOY WILL RAPE YOU. HE IS THIRTEEN TODAY. THE AGE WHEN ALL BEAR BOYS RAPE A HUMAN WOMAN TO BECOME A MAN. RAPE HER, SON.
Daddy Baer: RAPE HER HARD.
Daguhter: NOOO!
(Bear Boy jumps on her.)
DaughteR: Dad, help me!
(Sleepman sits up and looks around.)
Sleepman: Bears raping my daughter? I must be dreaming!
(The audience laught and applaud as the show fades out, the bears angrily raping daughter.)
EXECUTVIE PRODUCDRER: JOSS STONe
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wasnt' that a good bear stljg
s
h
good ostyr
for you all to read
much better that than that tan that story you read five mnuntes ago
much bettttte
r
g
j DUCK
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don't really have moods no more
or wnats
or emotions
or anything really
just sort of exist i suppose
every moment could be your last!
so what should I do
can't do anything
my body doesn't react right with the universe
it's defective
i am my body
nothing more
the sum of my parts
NO FUCKING SOUl
so I am defective
it's is logical and it is true
there is othing
jjjjjjjjjjjjjj________-g
sd
z
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
jSLEEP MAN
A NEW SITCOM
STARRING JACK DUCK AS SLEEP MAN
KRISTEN STEWART AS HIS SLUTTY TEEN DAUGHTER
AND A FAMILY OF BEARS
)))))))))))))))))0
______________--
(SLEEP MAN ha sfalled alseep.)
Daughter: Get up, sleepyhead!
(Audience laugh.)
SLeepMan: I can't stay awake due to the futility of life.
Daugter: Well get over it, the bears are coming over for dinner.
SleepMan: what's the point? we'll eat dinner and then it'll be over and as though it never happened.
Daughter: Stop being emo and set the table, you bastard!
(audience laugh.)
SleepMan: okay.
(He stands up...then falls over asleep.)
Sleepman: ZZZZZZZ.
(Audience laugh.)
Daughter: Grr!
(she starts to set the table but there is a knock on the door.)
Daddy Bear: HELLO, WE ARE FUCKING HERE FOR DINNER.
Daughter: Oh no, they arrived early!
(audience laugh.)
Daughter: WAKE UP YOU SACK OF SHIT.
(She kicks her dad in the face and he wakes.)
Sleepman: Uhh, what?
DaughteR: Go open teh door, the bears are here!
SLeepman: Fine.
(He opens the door and the bears barge in.)
Mummy Bear: ABOUT FUCKING TIME, WE ARE HUNGRY.
Daddy Bear: FOR HUMAN FLESH.
Boy Bear: Yeah!
Mummy Bear: BUT WE'LL SETTLE FOR WHATEVER SHIT YOU'VE COOKED.
Sleepman: Well, my daughter did all the cooking....
Daddy Bear: What? YOU MUST BE SO FUCKING LAZy.
Sleepman: I'm not lazy, I'm just completely disconnected from reality.
Daddy Bear: FROM MY LIMITIED SCOPE OF KNOWLEDGE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE LAZINESS. SO IT MUST BE LAZINESS. GRRRR, I HATE THE LAZY.
(HE mauls sleepman slightly.)
Sleepman: That hurt!
(He falls alseep. The audience laugh.)
DaughteR: dinner's ready...did you just maul my dad?
Mummy Bear: YES. NOW BEAR BOY WILL RAPE YOU. HE IS THIRTEEN TODAY. THE AGE WHEN ALL BEAR BOYS RAPE A HUMAN WOMAN TO BECOME A MAN. RAPE HER, SON.
Daddy Baer: RAPE HER HARD.
Daguhter: NOOO!
(Bear Boy jumps on her.)
DaughteR: Dad, help me!
(Sleepman sits up and looks around.)
Sleepman: Bears raping my daughter? I must be dreaming!
(The audience laught and applaud as the show fades out, the bears angrily raping daughter.)
EXECUTVIE PRODUCDRER: JOSS STONe
_______--
wasnt' that a good bear stljg
s
h
good ostyr
for you all to read
much better that than that tan that story you read five mnuntes ago
much bettttte
r
g
j DUCK
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