Things to not do while driving a bus

[headvoid]

18) start a mexican wave

 

[CaptainWacky]

19) Tell your passengers "ONLY FIT GIRLS ARE ALLOWED ON THIS BUS" and refuse to let uglies on.

 

[headvoid]

20) Do an impression of Alan Sugar and shout "You're fired" at everyone who comes on.

 

[headvoid]

21) Attempt a Rolf Harris impressionist painting continually turning to frightened passengers and saying "Can you tell what it is yet?"

Occasionally you should not also turn round and say "I painted the Queen once you know"

 

[whisky]

22) Wander to the back of the bus while the bus is still moving at top speed, while reassuring people that there wont be any bends for ages.

 

[Cassie]

23) Show everyone your rock hard nipples.

 

[CaptainWacky]

24) Eat babies.

 

[Loktar]

25) Play Guitar Hero on expert while solving a Rubik's Cube.

 

[Dr Dave]

26)Sex with ducks.

 

[Loktar]

27) Bake a pie.

 

[Dr Dave]

28. Visit the McDonald's Drive through.

 

[Gagh]

29. Invade Mordor.

 

[Cassie]

30) MEEP

 

[CaptainWacky]

31) Post in this thread.

 

[Loktar]

32) Give an old lady a spongebath.
33) Give an old lady a tongue bath.

 

[starguard]

Masterbate

 

[whisky]

34) stick to the fucking format

 

[Dr Dave]

35) Pie eating contest.

 

[Loktar]

36) Fruit Racing(GO BANANA!)

 

[Blindgroping]

30 something) Monty python.
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