Things to not do while driving a bus

[Blindgroping]

30 something +1)
Ask everyone to put on their seatbelts because you wanna try something.
You saw it in a cartoon one, but you think you can do it.

+2) pick up hitch-hikers.

 

[headvoid]

39) Dress up as the Count from Sesame Street and insist on being paid in single pennies so you can Count them.

 

[Blindgroping]

(I had two in that one post)

41) keep giving people the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything.

 

[whisky]

42) go looking for the missing 40

 

[Mirah]

1) Be reading one of those electronic book devices while driving.

The thing I mentioned actually happened with a driver here.

LOL Wow. Perhaps you should have offered to read a story to the driver then. Maybe next time you will. You Will Dr_Dave, Won't You?! Yeah, I didn't think so. But if I ever see that driver I will offer to do just that.

596. You should not smoke a cigar while driving a bus if you have asthma and are allergic to cats and flowers and get itchy watery eyes when submarines crash and Sandra Bullock kicks Jesse James to the curb and all while recieving a tatoo at the same time. Unless you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich in your pants pocket, then it is ok.

 

[starguard]

Clip your Toenails

 

[Blindgroping]

42) go looking for the missing 40

40) wear a blindfold and look for the pinata.

 

[Dr Dave]

44)Vote

LOL Wow. Perhaps you should have offered to read a story to the driver then. Maybe next time you will. You Will Dr_Dave, Won't You?! Yeah, I didn't think so. But if I ever see that driver I will offer to do just that.

596. You should not smoke a cigar while driving a bus if you have asthma and are allergic to cats and flowers and get itchy watery eyes when submarines crash and Sandra Bullock kicks Jesse James to the curb and all while recieving a tatoo at the same time. Unless you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich in your pants pocket, then it is ok.

I was not on the bus where this happend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

45) Run through your Michelle Trachtenberg image collection mentally.

 

[Loktar]

46) julienne french fries.

 

[Dr Dave]

47) Decide to go to the "second star on the right, and straight on till morning".

 

[Loktar]

48) MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! FIGHT!

 

[Cassie]

49)

Spoiler

FOOM FOOM FOOM

 

[CaptainWacky]

50) Drive a second bus.

 

[Loktar]

51) Juggle balls

 

[headvoid]

52) Pretend you are Stephen Hawking

 

[Loktar]

53) Make explosion noises.

 

[whisky]

54) Reenact the scene from "when Harry met Sally", you know which one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

55) Spontaneously combust.

 

[Loktar]

56) Hold cock fights.