Things you wont here filmstars say

[Conchaga]

Ron Jeremy: I'm tired of porn. I want to do shakespeare on broadway.

 

[Loktar]

Christopher Reeves: Me Zombie Superman! BRAAAAAAAINS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scarlett Johansson (again): AHHAAHAHAHA I LOVE COCK

 

[Gagh]

Clive Owen: "This script doesn't have enough brooding or moody looks for me."

 

[headvoid]

Sean Connery: I thought about slapping the bitch, but then I thought better of it and gave her a cuddle.

Sean Connery: I'm moving back to Scotland next week.

 

[Gagh]

Eddie Murphy: "I haven't fallen THAT far from grace to do this piece of shit."

 

[whisky]

Micheal Caine : When I do accents other than my own they sound really convincing

 

[CaptainWacky]

Orlando Bloom: GIMLI IS A FAG