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Which goodbye is this again?

:bigass:

You have no credibility anymore anyway, so prattle on, little Princess.
 
It hurts you that there are at least two people who stand up to your bullying. I just wonder about the other things I've heard about you harassing people at their work and at their homes. Do you really do that Jack?
 
wait...who's standing up to me? You were leaving, remember?

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Which goodbye was this again? Oh I get it. I'm leaving! No Im not, you're really owned and Ive come back to stand up to you.

OK, have at me Piggy.
 
Seriously, you're just dancing like you have forever. Didnt get what you wanted, no one even noticed you left, so here you are, begging for table scraps, like the pig you truly are.

They're good carb table scraps, so they won't hurt your diet or anything, little Pig.

too funny.
 
LOL - Jack, you could apply that to yourself.

I've stood up against you and your gang of thugs this whole time. I didn't have any admin or mod support. Just me. All you can do is be mean and neg. BIG DEAL.
In case you haven't noticed, I can be mean to you and neg you too. So what if you've seriously reduced my karma. BIG DEAL.

I am just so glad that you will be here long after I'm gone. I'm counting on it. It is always good to know where your enemies are.
 
Mixed in with the smell of roast pork, of course :bigass:

wow, a two pig troll invasion.
 
Well, I do have to go to bed in a minute. Work tomorrow you know. Considering it is even later for you, why are you up? Don't you have a job?
 
OnyxOverdrive: I'm not a thug, I'm a peacemaker
You are not a peacemaker. You are one of those nasty, measly little thugs that jumps into gang attacks. You hope if you stay on the side of the bullies they won't turn on you and make you their next victim.
 
LOL - if my rear was that big I would come to see you Jack if for no other reason than to sit on you. God knows you are big enough to use as a couch for an ass that big.
 
I'm big? Wait a minute. You're fucking enormous. I however am so fucking skinny, especially these days that my dietician is trying to figure out how to get me to put on a few.

There's a switch. 157.5 when I did my cardiac rehab this morning, and I have to weigh myself every day. About the least I've weighed since college. Fat jokes don't work too well with me these days. Well maybe in an ironic, memories sort of way perhaps. I remember when my set point was 190, but that was fucking years ago.

You, on the other hand.......
 
Well that was fun. Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter of:

"Goodbye Forever"
 
I'm big? Wait a minute. You're fucking enormous. I however am so fucking skinny, especially these days that my dietician is trying to figure out how to get me to put on a few.

There's a switch. 157.5 when I did my cardiac rehab this morning, and I have to weigh myself every day. About the least I've weighed since college. Fat jokes don't work too well with me these days. Well maybe in an ironic, memories sort of way perhaps. I remember when my set point was 190, but that was fucking years ago.

You, on the other hand.......

You just talk and talk and talk right off the top of your head. Once fat, always fat - right? Fatso.
 
I'm big? Wait a minute. You're fucking enormous. I however am so fucking skinny, especially these days that my dietician is trying to figure out how to get me to put on a few.

There's a switch. 157.5 when I did my cardiac rehab this morning, and I have to weigh myself every day. About the least I've weighed since college. Fat jokes don't work too well with me these days. Well maybe in an ironic, memories sort of way perhaps. I remember when my set point was 190, but that was fucking years ago.

You, on the other hand.......

Amusingly enough, I used to weigh a whopping 140. That started to change around age 30, maybe 32... I'm 35 now and holding down the floor with a solid 190.
 
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