Thread for BlazerBoy to post when he's not horny

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wasn't even aware I'd told anybody online about that yet

You posted it late last night in Harkley's exam thread at LoNAF. You must have been tired!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Apparantly.

 

[Caitriona]

You posted it late last night in Harkley's exam thread at LoNAF. You must have been tired!

and obviously not horny...

 

[BlazerBoy]

I was very horny last night. Hell, I'm horny right now, but I'm excercising patience and long-suffering, awaiting my girl's arrival from work in aproximately one hour, 22 minutes, 23 seconds.....

EDIT: Say, whats that going on in your avatar? O_O

 

[Caitriona]

Well, some naughty girl is being spanked by Santa.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Merrrrry Christmas.

 

[Caitriona]

You bet ya!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was very horny last night. Hell, I'm horny right now, but I'm excercising patience and long-suffering, awaiting my girl's arrival from work in aproximately one hour, 22 minutes, 23 seconds...

Oooo, it's down to only an hour now! Are you stiff already?

 

[Mentalist]

RALLO MALLO

 

[BlazerBoy]

Well, I just realized I have to allow for travel time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Need a fluff? :shock:

 

[Caitriona]

Yikes!!!! That can add lots of time..

 

[BlazerBoy]

I may be the first person to ever commit suicide due to postponed expectant sex.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Actually, thats not true. I'm sure there is some horny teenager loading his dad's shotgun for the same reason. I think I'll just wait patiently here in front of my computer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Romeo and Juliet did it in the tomb when they thought the other was dead.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yeah, but they had lots and lots of sex before it happened. Besides, my ass is cuter than Leonard Whiting's and Christin is gobs cuter than Olivia Hussey. Thank god for IMDB.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Leonard Whiting's ass was to die for. I'll need proof.

 

[Mentalist]

AREN'T TITS GREAT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If mammory serves, yes, yes they are.

 

[BlazerBoy]

She might be spending the night here, as we may actualy have SNOW and frozen cold stuff in the morning. 6 minutes, and counting......