Thread for BlazerBoy to post when he's not horny

[BlazerBoy]

There are headlights outside. See you chaps tomorrow.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The forced pencil-thin eyebrows turn me off. The whitish eye makeup makes her look even cheaper.

But yes, nice curves.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are headlights outside. See you chaps tomorrow.

AT LEAST LET HER GET HER COAT OFF BEFORE YOU ENTER HER!!!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That girl is pretty hot. Geri was hotter back then.

 

[Caitriona]

AT LEAST LET HER GET HER COAT OFF BEFORE YOU ENTER HER!!!!!

LOL, sometimes it can be fun to be grabbed before you can get your coat off!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^One of the best sexual encounters I ever had was when I came in the door to be greeted by my pants being ripped off and fellated like nobody's business.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have sex with everyone who has posted or had their image posted in this thread.

 

[jack]

yOU KNOW WHO HAS OUTRAGEOUS NIPPLEs IS FARRAH FAWCETT MAJORS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HER LAST HYPHENATED NAME IS.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Not horny. Just made the mistake of going outside in only some boxers and a sweatshirt, and I think my dick froze and fell off on the ground out there somewhere.

 

[Caitriona]

Not horny. Just made the mistake of going outside in only some boxers and a sweatshirt, and I think my dick froze and fell off on the ground out there somewhere.

Dev.. go find it!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT would be funny if some dog ran off with your dick!

 

[BlazerBoy]

If a dog had my dick, it would be a hot dog. Or something like that. DAMMIT, I can't be expected to make a pun out of EVERY situation around here. Jeez.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU FAILED ME DOG TEST LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If a dog had my dick, it would be a hot dog. Or something like that.

Trying to recapture the wit of the comment I made in IM the other night?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Loki, I seriously don't remember a damn thing about this entire week so far.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that good?

 

[BlazerBoy]

No, because I'm sure I spent a large sum of cash this week on something, and I seriously can't account for it right now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Obviously it was for my Christmas present.


....RIGHT????

 

[BlazerBoy]

No, but I do have an update for you. I finally recieved a package from UPS today. Looks like my Christmas present will actually make it to you before X-mas this year afterall.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

w00t! :bigass:

*waits by the door for the UPS man*