Thread to discuss the relative merits of the Star Wars prequels

[Mentalist]

Well, there you go.

 

[Friday]

Even I, the Mush Queen, cringed at the love dialogue between Amidala and Anakin in ROTS. Just plain bad writing.

ROTJ is classic SW.

 

[Mentalist]

ROTJ is classic SW.

Yub Yub Yub.

ROTJ is weak. I love it and all but admit it. ROTS is a LOT better. And the love dialogue in ROTS clocks in at about 1 minute. Ewoks are on screen a lot longer than that. And Boba Fetts bitch death it goes on and on. The fact that all the characters were pale comparisons from what they were in the previous two movies. Too many muppets. ROTJ is technically a worse movie than ROTS and then some. You are of course letting nostalgia get in the way of clear objectivity, many do. ROTS had a lot more going for it. ROTJ had great bits but ultimatley ruined it. ROTS didn't.

It's the Death star mark II! Lets blow it up again!

 

[Ishcabittle]

All's I gotta say is Wedge Antilles. Longest surviving random dude in the series.

 

[Mentalist]

Ewan McGregors uncle.

 

[Ishcabittle]

omg that's right! I heard about that shit, or read about it somewhere, but had forgotten. Crazy small world we have.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have added a Jedi boy's summer camp with a swimming hole and lots of late night talks during lights-out.

Did I say boys? I meant 18+ teen males, proof of age on file.

What file?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Webel fscum. *slaps leather glove to his palm*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is "Webel Fscum" an EU character?

 

[Mentalist]

LOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yeah, the prequels are much better than the EU too...

 

[Ishcabittle]

Lacky: Sir?

Grand Moff: Yes? What is it?

Lacky: It seems to be the Rebels, sir. They're here.

 

[Mentalist]

"Look sir, Padme nipples"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"What I told you was true...in some fucked up mirror universe!"

 

[Mentalist]

Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old masters dildo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"From my point of view, there are SIX Star Wars movies."

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I wish they had numbered them so we diddn't have to count.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WERE GOOD

 

[Gagh]

I LIKED JAR-JAR'S AXE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STRUGGLING YOUNG ACTOR LIAM NEESON FINALLY GOT A JOB