Thread where we talk about Captain Wacky.

[NeonMercuryASH]

Wacky writes the most off the wall stories I've ever read. Love ya!

 

[Dr Dave]

DRAT! What about that badger I loaned $20 to the other day? I guess I won't end up getting that back.

He more then likely ate it, so probably not.

 

[curiousa2z]

Are we still gonna talk about Wacky?

 

[Dirk Funk]

He more then likely ate it, so probably not.

Well, he DID say he was hungry.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Are we still gonna talk about Wacky?

No. We're talking about badgers now.

 

[Dr Dave]

Are we still gonna talk about Wacky?

Yes.

Fun fact:

Captain Wacky was once known as Franky "Wacky" Taffy.

 

[Dual]

He gained his captaincy aboard a Tajik fishing vessel. It was off the coast of Tiera del Fuego and Wacky pushed the old captain overboard, seizing power in a violent mutiny. When asked, Wacky said, "The old man looked at me."

 

[Loktar]

Fun fact: Captain Wacky will star opposite Natalie Portman in Fuck Limes! the Musical.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Yes.

Fun fact:

Captain Wacky was once known as Franky "Wacky" Taffy.

I'm confused. What does this have to do with badgers?

 

[Loktar]

I'm confused. What does this have to do with badgers?

Franky "Wacky" Taffy fights crime alongside his crime fighting badger Schmoo.

 

[Dr Dave]

It has nothing to do with them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

All of these thinngs are true AND MORE.

 

[Dual]

Tell us about the time you met Nelson Mandela!

 

[Dr Dave]

Captain Wacky has been the only person to win the Pepsi challenge.

 

[Cassie]

CaptainWacky is my captain.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Indeed, the record shows that CaptainWacky once held the rank of admiral, and that AdmiralWacky was broken for taking matters into his own hands in defiance of regulations of the law!

Do you deny being demoted for these charges?!
Don't wait for the translation! Answer me now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Today is my ninth anniversary on TrekBBS, so anyone who still has an account there please bump the thread (in Misc, you know the one.)

 

[Cock Gobbler]

Who's the black private dick

That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Wacky!

Ya damn right!

 

[Cock Gobbler]

Who is the man that would risk his neck

For his brother man?

Wacky!

Can you dig it?

 

[Cock Gobbler]

Who's the cat that won't cop out

When there's danger all about?

Wacky!

Right On!