Thread where we talk about Captain Wacky.

[Dr Dave]

As per his request.

CaptainWacky is a good guy, writes a good Dr Dave story.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I heard he farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.

 

[Dr Dave]

Better the bubbles then stray dogs.

 

[Cassie]

Wacky Wacky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, HEY WACKY!

 

[Loktar]

Wacky ain't no jive turkey.

 

[Dr Dave]

In fact he is not a turkey at all.

 

[Dirk Funk]

In fact he is not a turkey at all.

He's more of a duck.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think infact he may be more of a scotsmen.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I think infact he may be more of a scotsmen.

What kind of bird is that?

 

[Dr Dave]

It's not a bird at all.

 

[Dirk Funk]

It's not a bird at all.

Is is some sort of badger then? I like badgers.

 

[Dr Dave]

I am fairly sure he is not a badger either.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I am fairly sure he is not a badger either.

Hmmm This is very odd indeed.

 

[Dr Dave]

Most people are in fact not badgers.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Most people are in fact not badgers.

Poppycock! I've met at least 4 just this week!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I posted here for at least a year before I realized his name was a Simpsons reference, and his Ass Burgers are real.

 

[Dr Dave]

Poppycock! I've met at least 4 just this week!

Are you sure you didn't just go to the zoo and see badgers there?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Are you sure you didn't just go to the zoo and see badgers there?

Is that why their houses all had bars?

 

[Dr Dave]

It would seem so.

 

[Dirk Funk]

It would seem so.

DRAT! What about that badger I loaned $20 to the other day? I guess I won't end up getting that back.