In fact he is not a turkey at all.
I think infact he may be more of a scotsmen.
It's not a bird at all.
I am fairly sure he is not a badger either.
Most people are in fact not badgers.
Poppycock! I've met at least 4 just this week!
Are you sure you didn't just go to the zoo and see badgers there?
It would seem so.