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Threaten to kill Loktar in a horrible fashion here

I'd make him care about X-Factor then shoot him.
 
WAGNER WAS ROBBED!!!!
 
Wacky went too far.

I am afraid I may have to ask Gagh to daycare him.
 
Firing squad.
 
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X50

Then...

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And what remains we give to...

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I would dress him in a tweed blazer with suede elbow patches over a bone breast plate ala native American War Gear..... I would put a rainbow clown wig on him, and give him pink silk Genie pants. bright orange Chuck Connor Converse high top sneakers...... no socks.

now for the killing part....

666 1 inch incisions with a rusty razor blade while soaking in a warm tub of milk.
 
I would make him wear a Pink tutu, tattoo "I love the cock" on his forehead and leave him in Idaho.
 
I would make him wear a Pink tutu, tattoo "I love the cock" on his forehead and leave him in Idaho.

Make me wear? I'd gladly wear one.
 
I'd make him immortal and he would live until the universe itself died and still be there, alone forever. A kind of death.
 
^thats worse than death. I'd rather you kill me quickly.
 
My plan worked...
 
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