Tisi, Will you TK marry me?

[I Love Cunt]

OMG Too many questions. I don't know! I don't even have a ring yet!

 

[Consumer]

 

[I Love Cunt]

I am going to go think about my future wife now.

 

[headvoid]

Dr Dave has come over slightly strange in this thread.

 

[Lilac]

Where's Jethro? We need him to do the marrying! On unicycles!

 

[Loktar]

Dr Dave has come over slightly strange in this thread.

Yeah, I figured I'd be the one to say I want to be a bridesmaid and wear a dress.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'll need shoes!!!!

Dr Dave has come over slightly strange in this thread.

I can't be a best man since she is a girl.

 

[The Question]

I'll drag 'em both off to the nuptial suite, and there shall I... uh... nupt them.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wear a rubber.

 

[The Question]

Rub a wearer, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WANKING BLISS

 

[Dr Dave]

WANK BUS

 

[The Question]

Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus!

 

[Dr Dave]

Ring the bell when you're done!

 

[Lilac]

I saw that this is Facebook Official!

So, when is this going to be Facebook Married?

 

[Dr Dave]

Better be quick before ILC turns into a pumpkin on Halloween.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm a blushing bride!!!!

 

[The Question]

When I was little, I wanted to brew my own brand of beer. It would be this vivid azure colored beer, and it would have a black label with a silver skull and crossbones. It would be called, "Blight Brew".

 

[CaptainWacky]

When I was little I wasn't as tall.

 

[Malarky]

^I believe that's a load of malarky, Wacky.