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TKR Story Hour: The Lady In The Basement

"They oughta keep the party jumpin’ down there.” He chuckled wickedly as he re-cinched the thick leather strap that bound her wrists"

Jeezy Wheezie, try reading with comprehension. Since the "topix" of this "snuff porn review" you just did are about accuracy, let's figure, since he had to tighten the strap that bound her wrists, her hands were still bound when he untied her from the chair, unconscious.

That "whack" was awesome, and the lighting for writing is actually quite succinct, since it clearly got you to respond so sweetly.
 
I'll get to the rest of it in a minute, but there are a couple things I want to point out to our lesbian encelaph (think about it :D ) First...I love the idea that you've been following me around all over the nets since you stopped posting here. It's not an idea actually I have proof. It's the best kind of dancing of all. You stepped in shit, I didn't back you up, you pitched a fit, I ignored you, you suddenly reappeared here and acted like the fat little Pig Princess even I have now grown to love and know, and I was one of the very LAST people to stick up for you until this, you started a fight here over it by using starguard as the reason why you were suddenly dragging your fight with Gear back over here, I responded, you've wound it up to here.

Now I'll tell you, compared to what Saint has produced for what I've actually paid him, I've more than gotten my money's worth out of what I set out to do.

And that my darling, was piss you off :bigass:

I really didn't THINK you had mental issues, but after reading some of your statements elsewhere (especially elsewhere, because I'm pretty good at following people on the net too "sugar) I think you're batshit insane, my darling.

I just want you to be careful about where you stir your shit though, because like they say "all's fair in love and war", You never know what the response will be.

Now let's get back to this shitty review. I commissioned a b flick, and finally got an A review on it.
 
Look how much research you did on the bedbug thing! I'm so proud of you!

The temperature of the water in that bucket did not exceed 100 degreeshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug#cite_note-herrmannetal-12. The water cooled very very quickly as the blankets absorbed the moisture, especially around the bottom. The victim already knew this, because her piss was very cold, except when she was busy flooding herself with it. Then it was warm.

Cold water ruins the color of wool, everyone knows that...but in an earth grave, everything loses it's heat very quickly, as everyone also knows. The only heat source in that little package was the fat, sweet treat inside. It was pretty cold, so they got busy quickly, burrowing into the only warm, blood filled thing in their direct area.

Yum.
 
4. It wouldn't be dust but grime in a dank, damp cellar.

LOL @ this. You need to hire some Mexicans to do more than your yard work, it would appear.
 
7. However, with the thermal affect of the hot water soaked wool blanket, she'd have quickly suffered fatal burns over more than 90% of her body, including major damage to her vital organs. Additionally, she would be dead or at the very least brain dead from a heat stroke rather quickly after the dousing. All that metal cutlery gone to waste.

Wrong. You sound pretty desperate to prove the victim wasn't shut the fuck up and scared to death, but rather "dead".

Trust me, the victim isn't dead yet at all. and being buried alive the way she's been is simply the "tip" of the iceberg" so to speak.
 
8. It reads a bit pedestrian to me but it seems to have satisfied your patron and intended audience.

First you call it snuff porn, then you say it reads a bit pedestrian to you.

This gives an insight to your psyche that would make you scary to be around, amirite? Get some talk therapy for your depression dear, because clearly you're depressed.

I think convulsive elctroshock therapy might help your batshit insanity. Hopefully before it burned your frontal lobes to a crisp.
 
eloisel said:
Jack mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm has obsession issues. He paid a published author to write a short story snuff porn about a woman he used to be friendly with online and has published portions of it on various "troll" based websites. Apparently she didn't return his affections when he proposed leaving his wife for her, a woman he only knew online. He justifies paying for the snuff porn because he was spurned. Not that he is mentally unstable or anything.
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LOL @ this. How deeply pwnt could you possibly be?
 
Firefighters who answered the call in Waterbury Tuesday didn't battle a raging fire, but instead were overrun by fleas.The members of Engine 2 left the scene of an abandoned house they were investigating on Taylor Street when they began to itch terribly. While on the ride back to the station, they noticed fleas all over them.


"It was thousands of them," Fire Chief David Martin said.


The firefighters were taken to the hospital, where they had to strip before going in for fear they might bring the fleas in with them. Covered in flea bites, they were scrubbed down at the hospital before being released.


All four firefighters were bitten so many times that they returned to the hospital Wednesday to be tested for a number of flea-borne illnesses, including the bubonic plague, according to Martin.


The fire truck was taken out of service until it can be fumigated, and the gear the firefighters were wearing at the time was bagged and was being washed in special "high-heat" machines to kill any remaining fleas.


"I've been doing this for 23 years, and I've never heard of anything like it," Martin told the Waterbury Republican-American. "It's not your typical work hazard, that's for sure."
 
Firefighters who answered the call in Waterbury Tuesday didn't battle a raging fire, but instead were overrun by fleas.The members of Engine 2 left the scene of an abandoned house they were investigating on Taylor Street when they began to itch terribly. While on the ride back to the station, they noticed fleas all over them.


"It was thousands of them," Fire Chief David Martin said.


The firefighters were taken to the hospital, where they had to strip before going in for fear they might bring the fleas in with them. Covered in flea bites, they were scrubbed down at the hospital before being released.


All four firefighters were bitten so many times that they returned to the hospital Wednesday to be tested for a number of flea-borne illnesses, including the bubonic plague, according to Martin.


The fire truck was taken out of service until it can be fumigated, and the gear the firefighters were wearing at the time was bagged and was being washed in special "high-heat" machines to kill any remaining fleas.


"I've been doing this for 23 years, and I've never heard of anything like it," Martin told the Waterbury Republican-American. "It's not your typical work hazard, that's for sure."
 
I Love Cunt:
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooonnnn...
Friday:
What is your problem?
jack:
quit spamming my story thread with your inane bullshit. I'm going to ask a mod to remove your posts from this thread :D
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well, obviously, you people ARE easily trolled.
 
I wonder if BlindGroping is still upset at me for offending the lobster community. I got a letter from their PR guy last week, by the way -- who is himself a Snow Crab. The lobsters agree with me completely, as it happens.
 
Yeah I was talking to a couple of lobsters in the fish market the other day and they basically said, while they weren't all that fond of dying horribly and becoming an overpriced entree: "Dude, if we didn't have this accursed weakness related to rubber bands, we'd totally be doing the same thing to you people." He also advised BG's vegan friend to "go hug a fucking tree, hippie."
 
eloisel said:
her as the thermal layers of the wool blankets would increase the heat of the water from approx 100 degrees (temp needed to have steam) to at least 115, which would kill the bed bugs. Crawl factor averted.
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I'm pretty sure he used the word "stream", not steam. Glad you were able to lessen your fear by misreading the piece.
 
If I already haven't said this a couple of times....nice fucking work, Mr Saint. I think I can get this published, just on how viral it goes wherever it appears.

Quite remarkable, the reaction...n'est ce pas?
 
The Saint said:
I wonder if BlindGroping is still upset at me for offending the lobster community. I got a letter from their PR guy last week, by the way -- who is himself a Snow Crab. The lobsters agree with me completely, as it happens.
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Well, OF COURSE a snow crab would say that about a lobster.
You wouldn't believe how racist those fuckers are.
 
jack said:
If I already haven't said this a couple of times....nice fucking work, Mr Saint. I think I can get this published, just on how viral it goes wherever it appears.

Quite remarkable, the reaction...n'est ce pas?
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Were you able to find something to drop in the hat for cigarettes and caffeine? By the way, you still have more story coming, don't forget -- although you might want to release the next part as the official "Part 2" -- it's going to involve a shift of narrator from third person to first and will be, as mentioned, in the form of journal entries.
 
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