GET A DOG.
Sounds like a chicken, looks like Wilford Brimley. Can't explain that. Pretty sure it's talking about diabeetus.
Yes it was Wile E. Coyote, but renamed "Ralph Wolf" for a series of cartoons where he chases sheep instead of roadrunners...Remember that cartoon sheepdog? I can't remember the name of the cartoon. I think it was Roadrunner.