jack
The Legendary Troll King
You don't think "Pig Princess" suits you? Whenever I see that term, I think of myself. Imagine me all pretty twirling around in my pink Pig Princess costume. Do you think being called fat is insulting?
Calling you fat is a compliment, actually.
If I were fat and compared myself to the Vesuvius-like bulk that is Pig Princess I'd be insulted.