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Top Tens for 2009

I got to wondering about that...fuck it, I'll put this in the BSG thread.
 
The next update of the Wacky Hot One Hundred will be on VALENTINE'S DAY as a Valentine to my fans.
 
We are loved.
 
we'll see if he remembers.
 
Or maybe I'll just stop the whole thing because it's a symptom of mental illness.
 
SHOW OFF!
 
I'll update until 2012. But no later.
 
#6

(Top fifteen special due to overwhelming response to suggestions thread, BUT BACK TO NORMAL NEXT WEEK.)

1) Evangeline Lilly - DESPITE not being in the latest Lost I watched.
2) Scarlett Johansson - DESPITE her hair being the wrong colour. Back at last.
3) Lily Allen - DESPITE flashing her bum. Wait, I mean BECAUSE OF flashing her bum.
4) Kate Winslet - Should have been included years ago, so I've got to make that up.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Has she triumphed over Natalie!?
6) Leah Cairns - BSG hottie. Please don't die!
7) Amanda Seyfried - Hot eyes.
8) Christina Hendricks - Quite striking.
9) Zoe Saldana - Because of the couple of frames she appeared in the new Trek ad for.
10) Natalie Portman - Oh dear, I think she's entered a downward cycle with me agan. It'll come back around, don't worry.
11) Rebecca Mader - I think she's hot.
12) Sophia Myles - OKAY, CASSIE? Should have been included when she guest starred in Doctor Who, only I wasn't writing this list then so that would have been impossible, really.
13) Aimee Teegarden - Another Hambil suggestion!
14) Cate Blanchett - I like Cate Blanchett, okay?
15) Anna Popplewell - I WOULD popple her well!
 
Paquin absent AGAIN! THE END IS NIGH
 
I predict her triumphant return sometime this summer (or next winter WHENEVER) when she flashes some boobage on True Blood.
 
SEVEN MORE MONTHS UNTIL HER BOOBEHS MAKE A RETURN
 
I was watching Prince Caspian the other night, and yeah, Anna Popplewell's got lips that rival Angelina Jolie.
 
Popplewell is definitey my favourite Anna P at the moment.

Scarlett's hair has grown on me, but she really should just stay blond the bastard.
 
Ryan made her change it.
 
She looks like an apple.
 
RACETRACK YEAH.

TRACHTENBERG YEAH.

POPPLEWELL YEAH.
 
Christina Hendricks?
 
She's naturally natural.
 
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THEY SHOULD KISS.
 
Terminator and Dollhouse both start on Friday, right? So they probably won't be on this week's list, but next week...WATCH OUT!
 
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