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Top Tens for 2009

#7

1) Evangeline Lilly - New "permanent" number one.
2) Lily Allen - Too cute.
3) Eva Green - It's FRANCE WEEK!
4) Scarlett Johansson - Just go back to being blond, please.
5) Emma Watson - I saw her at the BAFTAS.
6) Leah Cairns - STOP LAUGHING WITH ZAREK, HE'S A MURDERER.
7) Maryse Ouellet - WWE thing. Also French.
8) Anna Friel - Pushing Daisies is back on here. She's nice.
9) Elizabeth Mitchell - Another Lost actress who deserves recogTITion.
10) Kate Winslet - Worthy, but probably the last time she'll be included as she reminds me of pickled onions a bit too much for my liking (I don't know why.)

FUCK Natalie and Michelle if they're not willing to appear in any new images all year.
 
No Michelle, Wacky.

Oh my.

Where did it all go wrong?
 
She has NOBODY to blame but herself.
 
Natalie, Michelle & Anna all absent. I think I see a pale horse...
 
Fine, I'll stop writing them forever. I have no sexual thoughts anyway.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Thanks! (But use the seperate thread for suggestions if possible.)
 
I can't use the stickied thread for suggestions cause Hambil has posted way to many GIANT px of Jennifer Love Hewitt. If I think of someone worthy I'll make a new thread.
 
#8

1) Eliza Dushku - She has arrived.
2) Summer Glau - She's back.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Nice ankles.
4) Lena Heady - Way underrated.
5) Evangeline Lilly - Knocked off the top spot in "spectacular" fashion.
6) Lily Allen - Blah blah blah hair, blah blah blah ass.
7) Yvonne Strahovski - The success story of the "suggest girls for the blah blah" thread.
8) Kristen Stewart - YOUNG.
9) Anne Hathaway - I've created a storyline where she's at war with Natalie Portman for a place on the list.
10) Anna Paquin - Surprise! I'm in a Paquiny mode a little.
 
THANKS WACKY I LIKE YOU AGAIN NOW.
 
You didn't like me!? (
 
#9

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - And why not?
2) Evangeline Lilly - Absolute smoking hottie who smokes hotness probably.
3) Anne Hathaway - Temporarily hotter than Natalie, but her nose is a bit big I've just noticed.
4) Summer Glau - She's terminated my heart!
5) Eva Green - Striking.
6) Holly Willoughby - Seriously big norks.
7) Levin Rambin - Fuck you for hating her, internet.
8) Lily Allen - Cute as a grape.
9) Eliza Dushku - Bit overrated last time, this is more like it.
10) Natalie Portman - SMILE!
 
Awww, I love Levin Rambin.
 
She looks like all Evangeline...
 
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