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Top Tens for 2009
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not much, if any, but she's looking more like her old self.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's nice.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#37
1) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman
2) Kate Winslet
3) Keira Knightley
4) Ellen Page - I really like Ellen Page and I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
5) Kristen Stewart
6) Freema Agyeman - BACK AGAIN.
7) Scarlett Johansson - Eats strawbeeries.
8) Shakira
9) Kelly Brook - For Gaghdassia!
10) Felicia Day - Does the carpet match her pubes?
11) Sarah Silverman - Tomtrek started sending me pics of her as part of some JEWISH CONSPIRACY.
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - See above.
13) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale gal.
14) Pippa Black - She's nice.
15) Hira Habibshah - Last BB rating ever, I SWEAR.
1) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman
2) Kate Winslet
3) Keira Knightley
4) Ellen Page - I really like Ellen Page and I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
5) Kristen Stewart
6) Freema Agyeman - BACK AGAIN.
7) Scarlett Johansson - Eats strawbeeries.
8) Shakira
9) Kelly Brook - For Gaghdassia!
10) Felicia Day - Does the carpet match her pubes?
11) Sarah Silverman - Tomtrek started sending me pics of her as part of some JEWISH CONSPIRACY.
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - See above.
13) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale gal.
14) Pippa Black - She's nice.
15) Hira Habibshah - Last BB rating ever, I SWEAR.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Thank's for making it a top 15! You own my heart!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It is often necessary.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#38
Tom TWENTY FIVE special (seriously) for the first time EVER to test the limits and endurance of list taking and for SECRET REASONS which will only become clear to the enlightened.
1) Natalie Portman - She's Natalie Portman.
2) Kate Winslet - I think she might be lower next week, but she's had a good run.
3) Scarlett Johansson - She's back!
4) Katy Perry - She has arrived.
5) Carey Mulligan - Making her DEBUT.
6) Anna Popplewell - I'd "lion" (lie-in) her "wardrobe" (taking secret photos of her.)
7) Kate Beckinsale - Hot actress I've never included before but should have so here she is.
8) Deborah Ann Woll - Stop eating truckers!
9) Katie McGrath - Merlin returns on Saturday!
10) Ashleigh Brewer - From DOWN UNDER.
11) Michelle Forbes - Would have been higher if she'd done nudity.
12) Felicia Day - Silly humans.
13) Ellen Page - I like her, DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
14) Emily Blunt - Sexy.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - Touched breasts with Katy Perry.
16) Amy Acker - Has a nose.
17) Olivia Wilde - FROM HOUSE.
18) Megan Fox - Forgive me, Tomtrek, for I have sinned.
19) Rachel Riley - I'll have a "vowel" please.
20) Evan Rachel Wood - Even Rachel would do what?
21) Taylor Swift - FUCK YOU, KANYE.
22) Keira Knightley - She's going to have to show me something again soon to stay on.
23) Sarah Lancaster - I agree with BDM(!) that she's hotter than Yvonne thingy.
24) Maysoon Shaladi - There's NO REASON at all I'm suddenly included BB contestants from a year ago.
25) Sara Folino - It has NOTHING TO DO with the coming of the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 4.0 next month, let me assure you!
Tom TWENTY FIVE special (seriously) for the first time EVER to test the limits and endurance of list taking and for SECRET REASONS which will only become clear to the enlightened.
1) Natalie Portman - She's Natalie Portman.
2) Kate Winslet - I think she might be lower next week, but she's had a good run.
3) Scarlett Johansson - She's back!
4) Katy Perry - She has arrived.
5) Carey Mulligan - Making her DEBUT.
6) Anna Popplewell - I'd "lion" (lie-in) her "wardrobe" (taking secret photos of her.)
7) Kate Beckinsale - Hot actress I've never included before but should have so here she is.
8) Deborah Ann Woll - Stop eating truckers!
9) Katie McGrath - Merlin returns on Saturday!
10) Ashleigh Brewer - From DOWN UNDER.
11) Michelle Forbes - Would have been higher if she'd done nudity.
12) Felicia Day - Silly humans.
13) Ellen Page - I like her, DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
14) Emily Blunt - Sexy.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - Touched breasts with Katy Perry.
16) Amy Acker - Has a nose.
17) Olivia Wilde - FROM HOUSE.
18) Megan Fox - Forgive me, Tomtrek, for I have sinned.
19) Rachel Riley - I'll have a "vowel" please.
20) Evan Rachel Wood - Even Rachel would do what?
21) Taylor Swift - FUCK YOU, KANYE.
22) Keira Knightley - She's going to have to show me something again soon to stay on.
23) Sarah Lancaster - I agree with BDM(!) that she's hotter than Yvonne thingy.
24) Maysoon Shaladi - There's NO REASON at all I'm suddenly included BB contestants from a year ago.
25) Sara Folino - It has NOTHING TO DO with the coming of the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 4.0 next month, let me assure you!
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Looks like someone has TOMTREK on the mind!!!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#39
1) Natalie Portman - Like, duh.
2) Sarah Chalke - Somehow she's never been in a top ten before. This must change (and just has.)
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - I hear she's quit acting to become a nurse or something!?
4) Scarlett Johansson - She's nice.
5) Anna Popplewell - Curvy, amazing lips, English.
6) Carey Mulligan - She's so cute.
7) Kate Winslet - Winning the English actresses poll at the moment.
8) Rachel Riley - I'd like to play a numbers game with her!
9) Jade Ewen - The best Sugababe by far!
10) Emma Watson - Clawing her way back up.
11) Sienna Guillory - She's realy nice.
12) Sophia Myles - So is she (seven English girls in a row, hmm.)
13) Katy Perry - SHE'S HOT then she's...still hot.
14) Freema Agyeman - I'd Doctor her Who!
15) Kelly Brook - FOR GAGHDOM!!!!!
16) Evangeline Lilly - Hot Canadian.
17) Evan Rachel Wood - There's lots of good pics of her.
18) Trish Stratus - She looked good on RAW.
19) Lily Allen - Cute, has nipples.
20) Kym Valentine - Nice ass.
1) Natalie Portman - Like, duh.
2) Sarah Chalke - Somehow she's never been in a top ten before. This must change (and just has.)
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - I hear she's quit acting to become a nurse or something!?
4) Scarlett Johansson - She's nice.
5) Anna Popplewell - Curvy, amazing lips, English.
6) Carey Mulligan - She's so cute.
7) Kate Winslet - Winning the English actresses poll at the moment.
8) Rachel Riley - I'd like to play a numbers game with her!
9) Jade Ewen - The best Sugababe by far!
10) Emma Watson - Clawing her way back up.
11) Sienna Guillory - She's realy nice.
12) Sophia Myles - So is she (seven English girls in a row, hmm.)
13) Katy Perry - SHE'S HOT then she's...still hot.
14) Freema Agyeman - I'd Doctor her Who!
15) Kelly Brook - FOR GAGHDOM!!!!!
16) Evangeline Lilly - Hot Canadian.
17) Evan Rachel Wood - There's lots of good pics of her.
18) Trish Stratus - She looked good on RAW.
19) Lily Allen - Cute, has nipples.
20) Kym Valentine - Nice ass.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#40
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Back on top of the mountain.
2) Natalie Portman - I STILL LOVE YOU TOO.
3) Amy Acker - I am also quite fond of Amy Acker.
4) Scarlett Johansson - And Scarlett Johansson.
5) Eva Green - Hottest European actress.
6) Sophia Myles - I like her.
7) Katie McGrath - Nice and Irish.
8) Sonya Walger - Really large breasts.
9) Rachel Riley - Ass.
10) Shakira - WHY NOT, EH?
11) Sarah Chalke - She's nice.
12) Amrita Rao - Look, I don't really know who she is, but she looked really cute when I was searching for Indian actreses for the poll.
13) Charlize Theron - She's attractive.
14) Franka Potente - There's something sexy about her.
15) Emma Roberts - Look, I saw her on tv...she's really cute. Maybe not "hot" yet (only 18), but definitely cute and I think she'll get popular soon...sometimes you've got to take risks in the world of top tens.
16) Kym Valentine - She's looking hotter again.
17) Eliza Dushku - MEH, but she's hot.
18) Sarah Lancaster
19) Kristen Stewart
20) Anna Paquin - Curvy.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Back on top of the mountain.
2) Natalie Portman - I STILL LOVE YOU TOO.
3) Amy Acker - I am also quite fond of Amy Acker.
4) Scarlett Johansson - And Scarlett Johansson.
5) Eva Green - Hottest European actress.
6) Sophia Myles - I like her.
7) Katie McGrath - Nice and Irish.
8) Sonya Walger - Really large breasts.
9) Rachel Riley - Ass.
10) Shakira - WHY NOT, EH?
11) Sarah Chalke - She's nice.
12) Amrita Rao - Look, I don't really know who she is, but she looked really cute when I was searching for Indian actreses for the poll.
13) Charlize Theron - She's attractive.
14) Franka Potente - There's something sexy about her.
15) Emma Roberts - Look, I saw her on tv...she's really cute. Maybe not "hot" yet (only 18), but definitely cute and I think she'll get popular soon...sometimes you've got to take risks in the world of top tens.
16) Kym Valentine - She's looking hotter again.
17) Eliza Dushku - MEH, but she's hot.
18) Sarah Lancaster
19) Kristen Stewart
20) Anna Paquin - Curvy.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
IT IS A GREAT DAY FOR TRACHTENKIND.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The Wacky Hot One Hundred will be updated THIS MONTH. May God have mercy on us all.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Usually when I rate someone really highly week after week I'll eventually get burned out on them and they'll drop down or off the list for a while (as happened to Emma, though she did make an appearance in #39.) But I haven't seen that pic before so that'll help her chances next week.
(I am the most mentally ill person alive.)
(I am the most mentally ill person alive.)
