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Top Tens for 2009

I've been neglectful and it's wrong.
 
#41

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm on Team Trachtenberg now.
2) Katie McGrath - Way hotter than Monica Fucking Bellucci.
3) Emma Watson - A GOOD FRIEND reminded me why I like her.
4) Natalie Portman - I still love you. Don't look at me like that...
5) Karen Gillan - I'd like to take down HER particulars!
6) Freema Agyeman - I think her and Karen should do a "who's the sexist Doctor Who girl?" photoshoot together.
7) Sarah Chalke - Deserves higher rankings.
8) Amber Heard - I'm still not entirely sure who she is, but she does lots of photoshoots and I'm usually impressed by them.
9) Amy Acker - Come back to Dollhouse soon, please.
10) Leah Cairns - Definitely has nipples.
11) Scarlett Johansson - I like her.
12) Kym Valentine - Curvy.
13) Kelly Brook - FOR GAGHNOSEBASTARDIA!
14) Tricia Helfer - Breasts.
15) Asheligh Brewer - Lips.
 
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...
 
Look at her EYES.





FORGIVE ME...NATALIE...
 
#42

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - The Trachtenbest. No one else was in the running.
2) Katie McGrath - The next big thing?
3) Scarlett Johansson - I also like Scarlett Johansson.
4) Emma Watson - She's a MINX.
5) Vera Filatova - I'd take a wank bullet for her.
6) Summer Glau - Winter Sticky Tape.
7) Natalie Portman - Don't ever count Natalie Portman out.
8) Elyse Levesque - She's quite attrative.
9) Anna Paquin - She DOES have a funny face.
10) Rachel Riley - She's smart. LIKE A COMPUTER.
11) Emily Blunt - She's quite ENGLISH.
12) Rachel McAdams - Quite nice.
13) Sarah Chalke - And Sarah Cheese.
14) Kristen Stewart - She has a nice nose.
15) Kym Valentine - She's a (ugh) MILF.
 
CaptainWacky said:
YES, my new year's resolution is to become utterly consumed in the fire of my "ranking female celebrities" obsession by writing a new list EVERY WEEK in 2009 and updating the Wacky Hot One Hundred (overall rankings using data going back to November 2007) more frequently. So let's get started with a NEW YEAR TOP TWENTY SPECIAL!

1) Natalie Portman - I wonder if anyone else ever top the list in 2009? The best of them all. Of us all.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - My esteemed colleague The Tomtrek pointed out recently she just does not take bad photos. Consistently great performance in 2008, deserves to be right at the top (although not above Natalie, obviously!)
3) Eva Green - No justification necessary.
4) Emma Watson - Obviously realising that sexy photoshoots is what's going to keep her known when the Potter movies finish. Good on her!
5) Lily Allen - Look at them eyes. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c
6) Anna Popplewell - Look at them tits and lips!
7) Kristen Stewart - I don't care if she's in crappy emo vampire movies, she's got an aura.
8) Katie McGrath - Because I meant to include her last time but forgot. Deserves recognition!
9) Lena Headey - Summer Glau gets all the attention (not that she doesn't deserve it), but she's nearly as hot and needs a good ranking, really.
10) Anna Paquin - COULD 2009 finally be the year when I stop over-rating Anna!?
11) Freema Agyeman - Because I just watched a bit of the Doctor Who at the Proms and she looked nice.
12) Summer Glau - Dangerous robot! Will surely be seen a lot more in 2009.
13) Trish Stratus - Based entirely on her brief return to RAW last week.
14) Cate Blanchett - That's right. She's beautiful.
15) Rihanna - Token pop slut (except I already included Lily Allen, didn't I? Oh well.)
16) Ellen Page - Cute as a little shoe.
17) Hayden Panettiere - Looked cute in those pics with the creepy Santa.
18) Kristen Bell - Wasn't going to include her EVER AGAIN then I saw those Fanboys promos where she had dark hair.
19) Alexis Bledel - Based on the research I did after Hambil mentioned her name.
20) Megan Fox - Just to annoy people that don't like her.

See you next week(!)
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Love your fucking JEWS, don't you? I daresay you are yourself a fucking ####. You are biased.
 
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Because they're just so pretty!
 
I think this is the year that Captain Wacky stopped overrating Paquin, though.
 
If only she were a FUCKING JEW.
 
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Now, this bitch I would pop so hard her own shit would exit from her mouth. Might I add that, much like myself, she is ANGLO-SAXON, the greatest race to ever walk the face of this earth?
 
#43

Top TWENTY special as it's the last update before the next WACKY HOT ONE HUNDRED which is of course made-up of every list I've ever written (I'M KEEP RECORDS) and in fact this could be the LAST TOP TWENTY EVER if that list turns out to be perfect.

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - No one can touch her at moment. NO ONE.
2) Shakira - Shakira is really fit, if you think about it.
3) Katie McGrath - It just feels right.
4) Natalie Portman - YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE.
5) Kelly Brook - She has a REALLY good body.
6) Vera Filatova - Wank Bullet.
7) Olivia Wilde - Foreman fired her, THE BASTARD.
8) Avril Lavigne - FUCK IT, her face is really appealing to me because of WACKY REASONS I don't care if she's sub-human scum, I LOVE HER (face...and body.)
9) Emma Watson - She's NAUGHTY.
10) Elyse Levesque - She seems nice.
11) Lily Allen - See Avril.
12) Anna Popplewell - She is attractive.
13) Sarah Shahi - SO I was looking through the old "suggest a hot girl" thread and she stuck out then I looked up some pics and yeah, here she is.
14) Rachel Riley - Look. At. Her. Ass.
15) Kym Valentine - She has breasts and an ass and a nice face.
16) Leah Cairns - EVEN in stock footage!
17) Jordana Brewster - She's quite hot in Chuck.
18) Lena Headey - She's quite hot.
19) Tricia Helfer - HOOKER SIX.
20) Summer Glau - Yes.
 
Michelle, Summer, Kym AND Leah...

It's THE TOMTREK QUADRUPLE.
 
I think if you checked out TRICK R TREAT, you might jump on the Paquin bandwagon again. She looked scrumptious in it.
 
^Is it available to ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD yet?

I FORGOT RANI, FUCK.
 
I'm sure it is. :)
 
MAYBE I'll watch it sometime then.
 
#44

A NEW ERA BEGINS

1) Natalie Portman - She is the TOP CHEF.
2) Carey Mulligan - She's attractive.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is the hottest girl.
4) Anjili Mohindra - I remembered Rani.
5) Shakira - She's a she wolf.
6) Vera Filatova - I hope she's in more things soon so I can look at her.
7) Evangaline Lilly - She's really good looking, I just remembered.
8) Leah Cairns - They are REALLY good nipples.
9) Ola Jordan - I'd come dancing (cum dancing) with her!
10) Olivia Wilde - HAS SHE LEFT HOUSE?
11) Ellen Page - She's so cute and she LOVES TITS.
12) Kelly Brook - She HAS tits.
13) Margot Robbie - So does she.
14) Pippa Black
15) Mila Kunis - She's friends with Natalie.
16) Anna Paquin - OH, WHY NOT.
17) Katie McGrath - Meep meep.
18) Anne Hathaway - She has nice skin.
19) Leven Rambin - She was hot!
20) Kym Valentine - THREE FROM NEIGHBOURS (was nearly four!)
 
I'm glad you remembered Rani!
 
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