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Top Tens For 2011

#45

1) Olivia Wilde - I'm never going to rank anyone else at number one, ever. She's better looking that all those other girls I was ever obsessed with. Just so you know.
2) Gillian Jacobs - She is absolutely one of the best girls in the world, no joke.
3) Katie McGrath - She's getting hotter and her acting's getting better. World domination next?
4) Amanda Seyfried - She has eyes and hair. What more do you want?
5) Lauren Cohan - Hello, farmer's daughter.
6) Imogen Poots - She's lovely.
7) Amber Benson - I just remembered that I love her.
8) Rachel Riley - Type "Rachel Riley" into Youtube, sort by upload date and behold.
9) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Can you believe she's only been on the list for less than a year?
10) Eva Green - I still like her.
11) Odette Annable - Nice hair.
12) Amber Heard - She's hot right now.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've been having mild Trachtenfeelings...
14) Faye Palmer - Body is stunning.
15) Alison Brie - She's going to have to step it up to compete with Gillian.
16) Ashleigh Brewer - Her face.
17) Evan Rachel Wood - She's very attractive.
18) Taylor Momsen - Oh no...
19) Amanda Righetti - Nice body.
20) Kat Dennings - She's nice but there's nicer.
 
I think I might even prefer blondes in general(!?) BUT most of my top obsessive girls are actually brunette so maybe I don't (Olivia Wilde is actually naturally blonde but she chose to be brunette TO GET TO THE TOP OF THE LIST?)

I haven't seen Ellen Page lately.
 
#46

1) Olivia Wilde - Yep, still the best.
2) Gillian Jacobs - She manages to be funny and hot at the same time.
3) Katie McGrath - Heaving bosom.
4) Amber Benson - One of my all time favourites.
5) January Jones - Maybe not the best actress, but she's one of the best at looking hot.
6) Amanda Seyfried - Big eyes.
7) Natalie Portman - Those ears.
8) Lauren Cohan - She's nice.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - That nose.
10) Charlize Theron - Underrated!?
11) Rose Byrne - Underrated!?
12) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's lovely.
13) Kat Dennings - Large pale breasts (she has other qualities as well.)
14) Alison Brie - She's cute.
15) Evan Rachel Wood - She's sexy.
16) Odette Annable - She's nice.
17) Ashleigh Brewer - Oh, WHY NOT.
18) Faye Palmer - Leggy.
19) Maisy James - She was one of my favourite BB girls this year OKAY.
20) Anne Hathaway - Sometiems she looks hotter than other times.
 
Olivia made a brief appearance in last night's SNL Digital Short:

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Not quite as classic as Dick-in-a-Box.
 
#47

1) Natalie Portman - Her smile is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
2) Olivia Wilde - She thought she had the top spot all sewn up, but she didn't count on Natalie's Smile!
3) Kat Dennings - I've been underrating her for a while and it stops NOW.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - I do enjoy her nose.
5) Charlize Theron - Yeah I should look into the viability of regular higher ranking for her.
6) Alison Brie - Found Annie hotter than Britta for the first time this season.
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's pretty.
8) Katie McGrath - She wasn't even in it this week!
9) Amanda Seyfried - Big eyes.
10) Laura Vandervoort - She's actually very attractive.
11) Gillian Jacobs - She's really good at having a face.
12) Lauren Cohan - Same reason as last week.
13) Magda Apanowicz - More like Magda A-PRETTY-owicz.
14) Anne Hathaway - She's lovely.
15) Amy Adams - Her hair is nice.
16) Scarlett Johansson - Her bum is nice.
17) Taylor Momsen - She is evil in every way...and yet...
18) Amber Benson - I still like her.
19) Valentina Novakovic
20) Emilia Clarke - She will be hot in season two.

OKAY, so, the next Wacky Hot One Hundred is due before next Thursday, so I'll try to get it done. If I achieve perfection with it, this will have been the last weekly top ten ever.
 
The road goes ever on...

#48

1) Olivia Wilde - Last week was a moment of weakness. Olivia IS the hottest and I intented to continue to push that agenda going forward into 2012...AND BEYOND?
2) Kat Dennings - She's really good in all areas and exceptional in some.
3) Katie McGrath - She was in it this week.
4) Anne Hathaway - She's adorable.
5) Talulah Riley - Underrated English actress from England.
6) Charlize Theron - Attractive woman.
7) Amanda Seyfried - Big eyes.
8) Gillian Jacobs - HER FACE.
9) Imogen Poots - I like Imogen Poots and am ranking her ninth on this week's list.
10) Taylor Momsen - I think the fact that it's so wrong only makes her hotter.
11) Natalie Portman - She needs to start going to events in nice dresses again and leave Aleph at home with Ben (yes, I'm her ranking on this list is more important than her own son.)
12) Lauren Cohan - I'd give her my hat.
13) Summer Glau
14) Valentina Novakovic - I think she's the hottest girl on that thing she's in now.
15) Amber Benson - Her new twitter profile pic is good.
16) Rachel Riley - Breasts.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yep, I'm on the downward part of the Trachtencycle at the moment.
18) Allison Mack - She's nice!
19) Scarlett Johansson - I still like her.
20) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale.
 
#49

1) Olivia Wilde - She is the best looking girl.
2) Gillian Jacobs - I'm really quite into Gillian Jacobs at the moment.
3) Kat Dennings - She's got it all.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - SOMETIMES I LIKE HER MORE THAN OTHER TIMES DEAL WITH IT.
5) Katie McGrath - She looks hotter in "next time" previews than most do in full episodes.
6) Charlize Theron - She is hot.
7) Amber Heard - She seems to be "in" at the moment.
8) Gemma Arterton - Pale breasts.
9) Taylor Momsen - What am I doing...I can't...can I...
10) Amanda Seyfried - Big eyes.
11) Valentina Novakovic - The perfect blend.
12) Imogen Poots - She is lovely.
13) Anne Hathaway - Also lovely.
14) Margot Robbie - Seems like she's still hot.
15) Lady GaGa - She's hot sometimes okay!
16) Jessica Biel - She's an attractive actress who only seems to be in bad films.
17) Katherine Jenkins - She's nice!
18) Alison Brie - She just doesn't touch Gillian at the moment and it's hurting her.
19) Gemma Pranita - She has a good body okay.
20) Rachel Riley - Nice bum.
 
#50

1) Gillian Jacobs - Just as Community goes off the air, POSSIBLY FOREVER (but hopefully not), she finally fulfils her destiny and reaches number one on an autistic's weekly list. What cruel irony. She's really nice!
2) Scarlett Johansson - I like ScarJo again. I like her face. It's nice. She might be the best Jew.
3) Olivia Wilde - She's so good looking that sometimes I think "wow, she's good looking."
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - I enjoy various aspects of Michelle Trachtenberg's appearance.
5) Katie McGrath - Pale breasts.
6) Kat Dennings - See above.
7) Alison Brie - Boopy doopy doop boop sex.
8) Jessica Brown Findlay - Another lovely and talented English actress who'll end up underrated as I'll rarely see her again.
9) Janet Montgomery - Her too.
10) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's nice.
11) Gemma Arterton - I can't use "pale breasts" three times in one list, CAN I?
12) Anne Hathaway - Good face.
13) Charlize Theron - Underrated!?
14) Emilia Clarke - Four months to go!
15) Felicia Day - She's adorable.
16) Anjli Mohindra - I wish she was in something else.
17) Valentina Novakovic - She's nice.
18) Avril Lavigne - She's nice.
19) Emma Roberts - She's nice.
20) Emma Stone - She's nice.
 
#51

1) Katie McGrath - She is fully deserving of a number one ranking in recognition of her four years of tireless "being really hot" work.
2) Anne Hathaway - She has huge "new permanent number one" potential going into 2012!
3) Scarlett Johansson - Possibly the hottest jew!?
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - How is her nose even physically possible?
5) Kat Dennings - UNDERRATED.
6) Gillian Jacobs - I miss her already.
7) Olivia Wilde - There's been relatively few new pics of her lately (there's usually like 200 a day.)
8) Amber Heard - She's certainly on the "hot actresses" list (this list.)
9) Charlize Theron - She has a nice face.
10) Alison Brie - Mistletoe for eaty, taste good?
11) Amanda Seyfried - Big eyes.
12) Lizzy Caplan - Underrated.
13) Talulah Riley - Another lovely young English actress who we don't see enough of.
14) Imogen Poots - I've got a feeling 2012 could be the YEAR OF POOTS.
15) Jessica Brown Findlay - I feel like I should continue including her for now just in case.
16) Antonia Thomas - Has breasts.
17) Cate Blanchett - She doesn't appear to have aged at all in the last ten years.
18) Taylor Momsen - I like her.
19) Emma Stone - Cute.
20) Laura Mennell - Remember her from the tv show Alphas with the cheekbones?
 
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