CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'm always debating ending my top tens since I don't even know what it is I'm really basing the rankings on anymore, but you can't just end an autistic obsession. It is an ever-evolving and completely arbritrary list based on how I feel at the exact time I write it and nothing more. Don't try to argue with my rankings because it's my opinion and I'm not going to change for anyone. Compiled, as always, by Team Wacky.
#1
1) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I really like her eyes and cheekbones and legs and she actually seems like a really nice person, which helps a lot.
2) Natalie Portman - I'm not going to let a little thing like pregnancy get in the way.
3) Imogen Poots - I have a feeling that 2011 is going to be a big year for the Pootsinator. And also for young actress Imogen Poots.
4) Rose Byrne - She has legs.
5) Eva Green - She has breasts.
6) Jessica Paré - She is an attractive CANADIAN.
7) María Valverde - She is an attractive SPANISH PERSON.
8) Scarlett Johansson - One of the very best Jews.
9) Magda Apanowicz - She wears elephant hats.
10) Deborah Ann Woll - The next big thing?
11) Jessica Biel - Deserves more hotness recognition.
12) Morena Baccarin - She has a really unconvincing tail!
13) Cailtin Stasey - UNDERRATED.
14) Olivia Wilde - How are her cheekbones even humanly possible?
15) Lizzy Caplan - She is nice.
16) Kristen Bell - She's cute.
17) Kat Dennings - I don't just want to type "big breasts" everytime I include her, but...
18) Avril Lavigne - Oh Avril.
19) Laura Vandervoort - And her bra.
20) Ellen Page - Cute as a kitten.
#1
1) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I really like her eyes and cheekbones and legs and she actually seems like a really nice person, which helps a lot.
2) Natalie Portman - I'm not going to let a little thing like pregnancy get in the way.
3) Imogen Poots - I have a feeling that 2011 is going to be a big year for the Pootsinator. And also for young actress Imogen Poots.
4) Rose Byrne - She has legs.
5) Eva Green - She has breasts.
6) Jessica Paré - She is an attractive CANADIAN.
7) María Valverde - She is an attractive SPANISH PERSON.
8) Scarlett Johansson - One of the very best Jews.
9) Magda Apanowicz - She wears elephant hats.
10) Deborah Ann Woll - The next big thing?
11) Jessica Biel - Deserves more hotness recognition.
12) Morena Baccarin - She has a really unconvincing tail!
13) Cailtin Stasey - UNDERRATED.
14) Olivia Wilde - How are her cheekbones even humanly possible?
15) Lizzy Caplan - She is nice.
16) Kristen Bell - She's cute.
17) Kat Dennings - I don't just want to type "big breasts" everytime I include her, but...
18) Avril Lavigne - Oh Avril.
19) Laura Vandervoort - And her bra.
20) Ellen Page - Cute as a kitten.