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Top Tens For 2011

#4

1) Natalie Portman - Let's face it, we live on Planet Natalie and we're currently in the Golden Age of Natalie. There's no point denying this or trying to give anyone else a chance to be number one when Natalie really does deserve it. She is probably as good as humanity is ever going to get. I truly, deeply, love her.

2) Anne Hathaway - Sometimes she looks really cute, then her face moves slightly and she'll look a bit weird, then it moves again and she looks really hot and GIVES ME THE HORN. I like that. Also she's naked sometimes.

3) Eva Green - She's so French that it hurts (my cock.)
4) Avril Lavigne - I am a fan of her physical appearance.
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's really nice (and her career's going nowhere apparently!)
6) Alison Brie - I want to squeeze her so tight.
7) Rose Byrne - She is very cute and talented and Australian.
8) Summer Glau - She's back and she has a nice back.
9) Imogen Poots - Best looking English actress working today. I'm calling it.
10) Magda Apanowicz - Ironically Tomtrek has bumped Michelle down another place by reminding me of Magda.
11) Gillian Jacobs - She is very pale.
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - Blah blah blah, don't like her as much as I used to for whatever reason, yadda yadda yadda, nice nose.
13) Konnie Huq - She looked nice when Charlie Brooker said "my wife" and it showed her.
14) Anne Popplewell - I think there were some new LQ images or something. Any excuse!
15) Blake Lively - Her BREASTS OKAY.
16) Amy Adams - Nice.
17) Kat Dennings - Her breasts would look good in 3D.
18) Emma Watson - I view her in a sexual context.
19) Kaya Scodelario - Semi-obscure return for semi-obscure reasons.
20) Rachel Riley - BRAINY.
 
#5

1) Natalie Portman - No one else is even coming close at the moment. Looking more beautiful than ever despite (or because of!?) having a whole new person GROWING INSIDE HER. That's crazy!

2) Avril Lavigne - I really like the shape of her face and the proportions of her body. In a mathematical way (no, she's hot.)
3) Imogen Poots - I'm starting to believe that she is the Chosen One who will bring balance to this list.
4) Anne Hathaway - She is adorable.
5) Mila Kunis - She is like a sexy cat. She should dress up as a cat sometime. A sexy cat.
6) Rose Byrne - She seems to look nicer everytime I see her. Underrated, if anything.
7) Jaime Murray - She DOES have nice pale English breasts.
8) Lauren Laverne - She's actually really good looking!
9) Amanda Seyfried - She's not high enough on the WHOH, but I don't see her much.
10) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I LIKE HER, I DON'T CARE IF YOU ALL HATE HER.
11) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is obviously still very attractive but I'm still out of phase with her reality or something at the moment. And why are the best pics never in HQ?
12) Sarah Shahi - She is certainly a looker.
13) Gillian Jacobs - Her paleness doesn't seem to get recognised but it's quite impressive.
14) Morena Baccarin - She is sexy.
15) Kristin Kreuk - She's still really pretty. Maybe she'll learn how to act someday.
16) Summer Glau - She looks better in wigs for some reason.
17) Emma Watson - She can sure clutch a wand!
18) Alison Brie - Yes it's one of those rare weeks where I rank Gillian Jacobs above Alison Brie and I'm not really sure why.
19) Jordy Lucas - Sometimes I seem to find her hot but then I look at her and logically I shouldn't find her hot and yet sometimes I do so I don't know!
20) Rachel Riley - She's got that ass.
 
#6

1) Natalie Portman - If there's a bright centre to the universe it's Natalie Portman.

2) Anne Hathaway - I find her attractive.
3) Morena Baccarin - She's certainly winning the "hottest ex-Firefly cast member" battle. Wore a nice dress in V this week.
4) Avril Lavigne - I enjoy her physical appearance.
5) Imogen Poots - I wonder if I'm over-hyping her in my mind and I'll end up disappointed when she can't livel up to my horribly unrealistic expectations. Lovely eyes.
6) Blake Lively - Okay, so, she sometimes looks really nice when I see her and I did some minor reasearch and she seems like a nice person and reasonably intelligent so I'm fine with this.
7) Amanda Seyfried - What big eyes she's got.
8) Evan Rachel Wood - I always think I've underrated her whenever I see her so I'm making a point of ranking her highly.
9) Margot Robbie - She has lovely breasts and I respect her as a woman.
10) Liz Bonnin - Attractive BBC science type girl.
11) Laila Rouass - Very good looking actress who's never in anything good.
12) Jaime Murray - You know the meme by now.
13) Eva Green - She has them too (I'm talking about nice pale breasts okay.)
14) Lauren Laverne - She is pale.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - The part of my brain that was obessed with Michelle Trachtenberg has been destroyed by years of drug abuse or something (I don't do drugs really.) She's nice.
16) Layla El - She's the best looking female wrestler.
17) Laura Vandervoort - Why not.
18) Taylor Momsen - She's a role model.
19) Alison Brie - She makes the cutest faces.
20) Jordy Lucas - It feels right.
 
She's mentioned it a lot in other interviews that when she wa a teenager she was bullied a lot to the point where she was pushed down some stairs and fractured her ribs.
 
#7

1) Natalie Portman - No, sorry, but I'm not ranking anyone above Natalie now or perhaps ever. I know what I like in this world, what I have been searching for my whole sad life, and it is Natalie Portman.

2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She certainly has pale breasts.
3) Eva Green - She is literally beautiful.
4) Emma Watson - She has lithesome limbs and freckles.
5) Summer Glau - Ironic since I have the WINTER FLU.
6) Imogen Poots - She's probably nicer than Emma Watson but not as high profile. Interesting nose.
7) Felicia Day - I don't even play those dragon games or whatever but she looks nice in the costumes.
8) Amanda Seyfried - Her eyes are warm.
9) Margot Robbie - The shrugalero is about to go international!
10) Scarlett Johansson - If she was a Gungan her name would be JARJO.
11) Morena Baccarin - BRAZILIAN BEAUTY.
12) Anne Hathaway - She just "hathaway" (has a way) of making it on the list.
13) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is pretty. PRETTY UNDERRATED.
14) Laura Vandervoort - The "Supergirl's bra" meme is named for her.
15) Rachel Riley - She's intelligent.
16) Kelly Brook - Naked.
17) Jordy Luacs - Ooooh...WHY NOT.
18) Anne Popplewell - I'd "lion" (lie in) her "wardrobe" (wardrobe), bitch (witch).
19) January Jones - She has breasts.
20) Amy Adams - I'm starting to feel delirious so come up with your own comedy reason.
 
My Top 1 of the moment

"Cholita" Bolivian Luche Libre Wrestling
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The Flying Cholitas, Bolivia: Lucha libre (Bolivian wrestling), is one of the most popular sports in the country. Women wrestlers are known as cholitas and have in the last ten years become popular in the sport. Carmen Rosa and Yulia la Pacena perform in a benefit show to raise money for the bathrooms of a school in La Paz, Bolivia, June 26, 2010
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What more reason to get a couple of doughy middle-aged women to dress in traditional clothing, and kick each other's teeth in?
 
(Oh, and Wacky, I do hope it's OK to sometimes gatecrash your Top lists with generally OT Top lists - I don't make a habit of it ;))
 
#8

It is time to remind you all what I am. This is not just some fun list but rather the product of mental illness. And ALL OF YOU are responsible for enabling and encouraging that sickness. ALL OF YOU. Top 25 special.

1) Natalie Portman - If she doesn't win the Oscar she can at least look at this list to cheer herself up.
2) Mila Kunis - She has a really nice face.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's nice.
4) Kat Dennings - She wears glasses sometimes and has big breasts.
5) Scarlettt Johansson - Making a welcome return and completing an ALL JEWISH TOP FIVE.
6) Eva Green - She is a sex person.
7) Olivia Wilde - She nearly lives up to the hype.
8) Margot Robbie - She will be missed.
9) Morena Baccarin - She is the sexiest evil alien lizard ever.
10) Deborah Ann Woll - UNDERRATED.
11) Ellen Page - She is ridiculously cute. I am ridiculed by her cutness.
12) Amber Heard - I'm not sure how she ended up on my radar in the first place but she's always very attractive when I see her.
13) Summer Glau - In a bikini.
14) Emma Watson - They don't call her Emma HOTson for nothing (or at all)!
15) Amanda Seyfried - Her eyes.
16) Alessandra Torresani - She is hot and seems like a cool person.
17) Anne Hathaway - She has a nerdy appeal.
18) Laura Vandervoort - Second sexiest evil alien lizard.
19) Jordy Lucas - Her breasts or pleasing.
20) Valentina Novakovic - See above.
21) Ashleigh Brewer - She looks nice in dresses.
22) Alison Brie - Cute.
23) Taylor Momsen - She is doing well for herself.
24) Lauren Laverne - Fuddlemiff was a bit unfair on her.
25) Rachel Riley - Bum.
 
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