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Top Tens For 2011

#9

1) Natalie Portman - If you thought there was a chance of anyone other than Natalie being number one this week then you don't know me AT ALL.

2) Eva Green - One look from her can be hotter than any amount of nudity from most other actresses (she does good nudity too.)
3) Olivia Wilde - I had an epiphany last night that Olivia Wilde is seriously hot and deserves to be near the top of this list every single week (until I change my mind.)
4) Scarlett Johansson - I had a slightly lesser epiphany about Scarlett Johansson being adorable a few days earlier.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her skin and legs are top level but this is as high as she's going this week.
6) Mila Kunis - Continues to grow in my affections.
7) Alison Brie - She's not super cute. She's Alison Brie level cute.
8) Olivia Munn - Girls named Olivia are really hot.
9) Anne Hathaway - Who doesn't like Anne Hathaway? (I don't really want to know if you don't.)
10) Jessica Biel - Her face is really attractive. Underrated if anything.
11) Amber Heard - She's very nice but set to be overrated by the mainstream soon and then I'll start resenting her.
12) Imogen Poots - She's just so Pootsy.
13) Laura Vandervoort - She is very pretty.
14) Morena Baccarin - Her neck.
15) Summer Glau - Oh Summer. Why can't you be in a tv show that isn't cancelled? And grow your mole back.
16) Jordy Lucas - With a forehead.
17) Liz Bonnin - Cute BBC presenter type.
18) Elizabeth Mitchell - Juliet's Breasts are back!
19) KT Tunstall - She's sexy for a scottish lady. Really.
20) Rachel Riley - She needs a late night tv hosting gig.
 
#10

1) Natalie Portman - No one else has done enough to deserve taking the top spot from her yet and there's still lots of unseen Natalie media being released.
2) Olivia Wilde - Well I think she's extremely hot even if none of you want to Karma me after taking the time and effort to create a thread which you voted for...
3) Eva Green - She's sexy.
4) Scarlett Johansson - She has a cracking arse, as the English would say!
5) Avril Lavigne - She is lovely!
6) Mila Kunis - She has those eyes.
7) Amanda Seyfried - I kind of want to see that Red Riding Hood movie because she looks really nice in a red hood (then I remember the movie looks shit.)
8) Anne Hathaway - She's meep meep.
9) Evan Rachel Wood - I think she's underrated and she probably isn't in the next season of True Blood so I'll include her now before I forget.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't know if she's changed or I've changed.
11) Alison Brie - She'd be nice to cuddle.
12) Emma Watson - I'd "people" her "tree".
13) Ellen Page - She's so small and SPUNKY.
14) Jordy Lucas - She's hot, okay, I don't care anymore.
15) Lauren Laverne - Her rating depends on the niceness of her dresses I think.
16) Morena Baccarin - She bleeds out her eyes.
17) Kat Dennings - Pale.
18) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Too obscure.
19) Laura Vandervoort - She is pretty but a bit too blond.
20) Emma Stone - She was much nicer with red hair but I think her blond look is improving and she's cute.
 
#11

1) Natalie Portman - She is the most beautiful, talented, lovely, perfect person I have ever seen. It doesn't matter that there's going to be a lack of new material for a while, she's still at the forefront of my mind and I can't see that changing anytime soon. Although eventually there will come a point where I'll wish I could travel forward in time six months to see how she looks after she's had the baby and gotten back into Natalie Shape...

2) Scarlett Johansson - Her bum is absolutely spectacular. Deserves more recognition for it (she already gets breast recognition.)
3) Olivia Wilde - I actually find her sexy, which is more rare than you might think.
4) Summer Glau - She decided to look the hottest she has all season in the last ever episode of The Cape.
5) Amanda Seyfried - She has lovely hair (and eyes (and breasts.))
6) Alison Brie - Tomtrek made me think about her breasts. Not as creepy as it sounds.
7) Olivia Munn - She really is quite hot going by all the research I've done.
8) Gillian Jacobs - Tomtrek made me think about her nipples. Exactly as creepy as it sounds.
9) Laura Vandervoort - She has arrived.
10) Morena Baccarin - She knows how to kill mothers.
11) Ellen Page - She is cuter than ten cute things.
12) Imogen Poots - She is beautiful.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - I have lost that Trachten Feeling, but if I could erase all my memories of her and then see her as if seeing her for the first time she'd make the list on her own merits anyway. Or something.
14) Kat Dennings - She is pale.
15) Gwyneth Paltrow - Turns out she was hot all along!
16) Avril Lavigne - Cute.
17) Anne Hathaway - Why not.
18) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Pretty.
19) Amber Benson - She's still hot okay.
20) Layla El - She is an attractive female WRESTLER.
 
#12

1) Kat Dennings - After eight weeks Natalie is finally knocked off the top by her Thor co-star. Kat's shoot for Complex Magazine shows that she is making "pale breasts" her own and all other breasts "pale" in comparison. If you follow. She has huge tits, okay. But she's also really nice and intelligent and know who Beta Ray Bill is.

2) Natalie Portman - She is everything that is right with the world.
3) Alison Brie - She certainly likes wearing nice dresss and being adorable, doesn't she.
4) Ellen Page - She is so small.
5) Summer Glau - She looks really good in bikinis.
6) Gillian Jacobs - Often overlooked by me due to Alison Brie which is unfair. Underrated.
7) Karen Gillan - Flirting with herself.
8) Keira Knightley - Provisional return. Looks very good in an advert.
9) Imogen Poots - She is very Pootsy.
10) Laura Vandervoort - She's very attractive.
11) Eva Green - Her eyes.
12) Anne Hathaway - And why not.
13) Scarlett Johansson - Always a contender.
14) Morena Baccarin - I hope V gets renewed or she joins a good show.
15) Olivia Wilde - Okay so the "near the top every week" thing didn't last very long, but she is hot.
16) Olivia Munn - She is attractive.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm not feeling it very much at the moment.
18) Amber Benson - I like her.
19) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Cute.
20) Amanda Seyfried - Pale.
 
NOT ONLY does she have VERY LARGE pale breasts (the best kind of VERY LARGE breasts), but she also looks hella cute in glasses (EVERY GIRL LOOKS HELLA CUTE IN GLASSES).

 
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