Top Tens For 2011

[CaptainWacky]

#18

Top TWENTY FIVE SPECIAL to celebrate Osama being dead and the fact that THIS IS ALL I'LL BE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

1) Natalie Portman - I cannot justify ranking anyone else in the top spot. She is the best.

2) Mila Kunis - Her face is really really nice and I like looking at it and she deserves a high ranking.
3) Kat Dennings - Yes she has the best breasts known to man, but her face is nice too!
4) Olivia Wilde - She is hot.
5) Alison Brie - She is sweet.
6) Karen Gillan - OCH AYE.
7) Eva Green - For reasons I have stated in previous weeks.
8) Kym Valentine - BIG COMEBACK.
9) Gillian Jacobs - She looks much better in motion. Flexible face.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Making a PALE BREAST related return!
11) Jessica Biel - Her face is very attractive.
12) Emilia Clarke - Nice body.
13) Julie McNiven - It was nice of them to put her back in SGU before the end!
14) Keira Knightley - Her candids this week were better than last week.
15) Summer Glau - If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this he'd be very grumpy!
16) Amanda Righetti - Pretty.
17) Valentina Novakovic - Amazing breasts!
18) Taylor Momsen - I feel dirty including her BUT THAT'S PART OF THE APPEAL.
19) Amber Tambylyn - She was cute in the tv show House.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
21) Gemma Pranita - I give up, she's hot.
22) Avril Lavigne - Good old Avril.
23) Lauren Laverne - For the last time?
24) Magda Apanowicz - She is still nice.
25) Elyse Levesque - A pigeon just flew into the window and broke its neck. Quite disturbing.

 

[Tisiphone]

I <3 Amanda Righetti.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#19

1) Alison Brie - She is lovely in more ways than it is possible to count. The only choice for number one.

2) Mila Kunis - I have had a "is really hot and deserves to be at or near the top every week" related epiphany regarding Mila Kunis.
3) Keira Knightley - I'm going to stop saying "I like her again" every week because it should be obvious by now. AND IT'S INCREASING.
4) Eva Green - She has the pale breasts all the girls want.
5) Kat Dennings - She is warm. I'd like a cuddle from her.
6) Natalie Portman - I am running out of Natalie material. But still.
7) Olivia Wilde - She has those eyes.
8) Karen Gillan - Sexy pirate.
9) Amanda Righetti - She is very pretty.
10) Evan Rachel Wood - UNDERRATED.
11) Amy Adams - She is still hot after having a baby. A good role model for Natalie.
12) Julie McNiven - I guess she'll never be on tv again now.
13) Lauren Cohan - This actress guest starred in Chuck last week so I looked her up afterwards because she was hot and noted her name. A behind the scenes look at how this list works.
14) Roxanne McKee - She plays Doreah in Game Of Thrones (yes, I looked her up)
15) Rose Byrne - I like her and she is Australian.
16) Alaina Huffman - There was a nice breast shot of her in SGU this week.
17) Gillian Jacobs - Overshadowed by Annie this week.
18) Sarah Lancaster - She is another attractive actress on the tv show Chuck.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - Oh...why not.
20) Kym Valentine - She was barely in Neighbours this week!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#20

1) Mila Kunis - Has Mila Kunis stealthily become my new permanent number one while no one was looking? Or have I just lost interest in everyone else?

2) Alison Brie - She is lovely in Community and in dresses.
3) Keira Knightley - Her cheekbones are sharper than MY WIT.
4) Anna Popplewell - Pop Popplewell!
5) Eva Green - I am literally the only person in the world who watches Camelot. This week's had a scene where she had a bath (naked) and a guy was hiding in the doorway masturbating. Seriously.
6) Olivia Wilde - I don't really like her hair in House at the moment.
7) Karen Gillan - The pretty one.
8) Deborah Ann Woll - Remember her? Remember her pale breasts?
9) Natalie Portman - She was hot in Mars Attacks when she was 15 (it was on tv)!
10) Amanda Righetti - She is pretty.
11) Gillian Jacobs - I will miss her over the summer.
12) Kat Dennings - Breast breastings.
13) Lauren Cohan
14) Olivia Munn - She is a good looking american.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has a nice back.
16) Gwyneth Paltrow - I actually think she's good looking sorry.
17) Elyse Levesque - She is nice in SGU.
18) January Jones - Yes.
19) Ashley Eckstein - She is cute and nice.
20) Jordy Lucas - Have to do it, sorry.

 

[The Tomtrek]

See I want to watch Camelot for the large pale breasts of Eva Green but the trouble is the rest of the show is really boring!

 

[Tisiphone]

Ok, I might have to watch that Camelot episode now, LoL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fleshbot: Pure Filth

 

[CaptainWacky]

#21

1) Mila Kunis - She is my new number one until such a time as she isn't.

2) Anna Popplewell - She deserves success.
3) Eva Green - She is one of the best looking women, with or without clothes!
4) Natalie Portman - She is warm.
5) Evangeline Lilly - She had a baby and is nice!
6) Amanda Righetti - She has a body that makes her believable as a cop while also being hot.
7) Olivia Wilde - She has eyes.
8) Roxanne McKee - She is hot in Game Of Thrones (I don't think she had a line this week but she's hot.)
9) Gillian Jacobs - She was in a dream I had and my interest in her has shot up again.
10) Karen Gillan - She looks hotter some weeks than others.
11) Emilia Clarke - She makes eating a horse's hat adorable!
12) Claire Forlani - She is hot in Camelot too (shame about the show!)
13) Esmé Bianco - She is Ros in Game Of Thrones (the whore.)
14) Melody Hossaini - OH, WHY NOT (I broke the "she..." run.)
15) Helen Louise Milligan - WHY NOT INDEED.
16) Lady GaGa - She looked hot in that video Menty posted. This is not a shameless attempt to suck up to him.
17) Alaina Huffman - She has breasts.
18) Jordy Lucas - Legs.
19) Amy Adams - Cute.
20) Elyse Levesque

 

[Mentalist]

Haven't done one of these for a while and don't intend to hijack Wacky's thread but here is my current list.


Natalie Portman - What hasn't been said. Just look upon her immaculate features and transcend. The rest of the list doesn't really have much of an order but Natalie is the GALACTIC NUMBER ONE

Emma Watson - Been a bit quiet latley but with DH pt 2 coming out she is sure to be featuring heavily on my radar again.

Emilia Clarke - Newcomer obviously due to Game of Thrones. Looks amazing with or without clothes!

Kaley Cuoco - Liked her for ages now. Funny as well and on one of my fav shows.

Milla Jovovich - Endless beauty

Michelle Trachtenberg - Is one of the leading photo-shoot celebrities out there and really is outstandingly hot

Lady Gaga - BEAUTIFUL and talented!

Melissa Rauch - Geeky and cute

Summer Glau - HOTBOT

Kari Byron - Watched an episode of Myhtbusters the other day. Nuff said.

Amanda Righetti - Wacky noticed her!

Olivia Munn - She's really good on the Daily Show

Eva Mendes - Can't really ignore her in anything I watch her in

iJustine aka Justine Ezarik - Yeah, I watch her lifecasts all the time. She is distractingly hot.

Michelle Monaghan - I like her

Olivia Wilde - Looked amazing in TRON. THE BOB.

Kristen Bell - Will always be Veronica Mars to me

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOOD LIST.

The Mentalist always seems to be on when I'm eating dinner on a Sunday, so I watch it instead of Time Team (Mythbusters used to fill this slot but I don't know when it's on now.)

 

[Mentalist]

I forgot Mila Kunis. She is definitely on the list as well. Started with Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Confirmed in Black Swan.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She is one of only two people worthy of pleasuring Natalie Portman (the other is me.)

 

[Tisiphone]

What would y'all do if Natalie & Emma appeared in a movie together? Would heads explode? Especially if there was a cameo by The Trachtenberg.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'D KILL MYSELF.

 

[Tisiphone]

But why??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just looking for an excuse.

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even like Emma Watson or Michelle at the moment!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Glee's having a dumb reality show competition this summer and the winner gets to be on the show.

You might like the lady at 1:48 in the video!

 

[Loktar]

Oh well, seeing as next year is their senior year, next season is probably their final season anyway.